"You can't lick a badger twice meaning"

(ArsTechnica)

"You can't lick a badger twice meaning"
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got back widely inaccurate meaning

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Vietnam still bears the scars of war

(ArsTechnica)

Vietnam still bears the scars of war ~ farms wilt, their scars not saveable

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Why Prince Andrew Is Finished After Virginia Giuffre’s Death

(The Daily Beast)

Why Prince Andrew Is Finished After Virginia Giuffre’s Death
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Affair with VG (i.e. his gaffe), her $ win & suicide (RIP) end stern Randy.

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Trump administration threatens Wikipedia's operator

(Gigazine)

Trump administration threatens Wikipedia's operator
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Weirdo traitor Ed Martin makes up this inapposite rant
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I know Ed Martin made up inapposite shit - arrest traitor

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Pope Francis dies on Easter Monday

(The New York Times)

Pope Francis dies on Easter Monday
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Priests in synod adore man of peace

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Drunk man walks into climate change, burns the bottoms of his feet off

(ArsTechnica)

Drunk man walks into climate change, burns the bottoms of his feet off
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Darwinian human kismet: Feckless toff (sot) to char both long feet numb

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Tesla share price crashes 15%, tumbles most since 2020

(Mint)

Tesla Inc share tumbles
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Blame richest NS salute

[NS: National Socialism]

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Pope Francis Dies on Easter Monday

(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)

Pope Francis Dies on Easter Monday
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Compassionate person freed in day

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The Greater Scandal of Signalgate

(The New Yorker)

The Greater Scandal of Signalgate
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The Atlantic, so eager, flags danger

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(The Economic Times)

Doge agent Elon Musk stated: "Stalin, Mao, and Adolf Hitler didn't murder millions of people. Their public sector workers did."
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Maddened goat-faced billionaire prole asked who strung up & killed most dissident mortals, Hitler or cited felon Trump, no?

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CAN OF DOOM Fears world’s deadliest tribe have hands on ‘killer’ Coke can – & cops can’t check in case they’re speared to death

(The Sun)

The director of indigenous rights group Survival International, Caroline Pearce, said: “It beggars belief that someone could be that reckless and idiotic”
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Vile hotheaded Trump’s braggadocio causes unthinkable chaos. Controversial tariffs lead to recession - I deride unintelligent or inept geriatric bigot

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Trump proclaims himself 'in good shape' after physical

(1 News)

POTUS Donald Trump proclaims himself 'in good shape' after physical
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He’s a flaccid gimp, unhealthy turd, so inflamed, piss poor protoplasm

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Americans die earlier than Europeans do

(The Conversation)

Americans die earlier than Europeans do
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Docs here in USA are in retail mode an' reap $$$

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“Liberation Day” Tariffs Explained

(Center for Strategic and International Studies)

President Donald Trump's "Liberation Day" of unfair tariffs
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Disbelief's unfurlin' at mad Don's "fair trade profit party", no?

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Crosswalk buttons hacked to imitate Musk

(Palo Alto Online)

Crosswalk buttons hacked to imitate Musk
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AI's amok, obstructed we think, almost stuck

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‘She’s either tragically uniformed, or lying’: Nicolle on Karoline Leavitt’s responses to tariffs

(Yahoo!)

Karoline Claire Leavitt
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Alack, one trite vile liar

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