Loretta Swit, Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan on ‘M*A*S*H,’ Dies at 87

(The Hollywood Reporter)

List of The Twelve Finest & Most Predominant Roles from the TV Series of M*A*S*H Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce Captain John Francis Xavier McIntyre Lieutenant Colonel Henry Braymore Blake (deceased) Captain Hunnicutt Colonel Sherman Tecumseh Potter Major Margaret Houlihan Father Francis Mulcahy Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly Major Franklin Delano Marion Burns Major Charles Emerson Winchester (the Third) Sergeant Maxwell Klinger Lieutenant Kealani Kellye Yamato

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"Hawkeye" - maniacal merriment, no inhibition "Trapper" - funny 'chest cutter', makes moonshine in still "Henry" - humanitarian Commanding Officer Jolly "BJ" - actor Mike Farrell Commonsensical, part Cherokee. (Harry Morgan) Men lust after "Hot Lips" played by Loretta Swit Venerable "Padre" in Korean War hellhole Telepathic hunches. Juvenile "Radar" Jealous, nondominant, telltale "Ferret Face" Frank Excellent thoracic surgeon ‘n gentleman Actor Jamie Farr is "Max", a transvestite Wholesome nurse

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Elon Musk leaves DOGE after criticising Donald Trump's tax bill for expanding US federal deficit

(ABC News)

Elon Musk leaves DOGE
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Male geek’s so unloved
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Um love ends, seek gaol

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Tesla has a Europe problem

(CNN)

Tesla has a Europe problem
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Reputable? Ahem, poor sales

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Kremlin calls Trump 'emotional' after US president says Putin is 'crazy'

(BBC)

Kremlin calls Trump 'emotional' after the US president says Putin is 'crazy'
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Don T: Put P in mental asylum. Zelensky claims RUS chief pirate's a terrorist.

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Donald Trump’s Politics of Plunder

(The New Yorker)

He has said it loudly and clearly: “we are a government of billionaires”
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Anti-egalitarian adherers blindly choose money over lawful ideals

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Gaza’s youngest influencer aged 11 among children killed by Israeli strikes

(The Guardian)

Gaza’s youngest influencer aged 11 among children killed by Israeli strikes
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Sly and sickening game - Netanyahu & IDF terrorize & blockade guileless girls

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Outrage, horror after Israeli attack kills nine children of Gaza doctor

(Al Jazeera)

Medical personnel and civilians as their target
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POV: Israelis mangled children in a tent. Arise, act!

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Penguin poop may help preserve Antarctic climate

(ArsTechnica)

Penguin poop may help preserve Antarctic climate
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Ice group crap, pee impact aptly heals environment

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Israeli strike kills nine of Gaza doctor's children, hospital says

(BBC)

Israeli strike kills nine of Gaza doctor's children, hospital says
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Narrator Lofts scolds “Aha I spy this is genocide, like Nazi killers”

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Musk’s AI bot Grok blames ‘programming error’ for its Holocaust denial

(The Guardian)

Musk’s AI bot Grok blames ‘programming error’ for its Holocaust denial
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US Fool Leader Musk shrinks robot, promoting immoral racist garbage

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Biden Is Diagnosed With an Aggressive Form of Prostate Cancer

(The New York Times)

Biden Is Diagnosed With an Aggressive Form of Prostate Cancer
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Former president B. given diagnosis: "dong scare". What a case of it!

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(His cancer is stage 4 with a Gleason score of 9, having metastasized to his bones.)

US Senate blocks California’s EV mandate

(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)

US Senate blocks California’s EV mandate
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Con suits slam, balk at a CA enviro-defense

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What to know about the Brooklyn Bridge crash

(Axios)

What to know about the Brooklyn Bridge crash
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Ah, can brought briny death to two work blokes

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What Does '86' Mean? White House Reacts to James Comey's Post

(Newsweek)

What does ‘Eighty six Forty seven’ mean?
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Feds say who he’s vying to exterminate

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Seeing a New Color ~ we can

(The Atlantic)

Seeing a New Color ~ we can. Olo is green.

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Greenland CofA status plan

(The Guardian)

Greenland CofA status plan
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Actuates felon's grand plan

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TikTok prank 'Chromebook Challenge' prompts warnings from schools after laptops are intentionally set on fire

(NBC News)

The Chromebook Challenge
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Agh, hello! Broken tech come!

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Judges warn: Americans could be next

(Politico)

Judges warn: Americans could be next
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We object, alarmed and cursing nexus

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Cardinal Robert Prevost announced as first American pope, taking name Leo XIV

(Fox News)

First American pope
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or I am a perfect spin

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Who is Pope Leo XIV, formerly Cardinal Robert Prevost, the first American pope?

(Scripps News)

The first American Pope
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Name’s apt, terrific hope

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Prime Minister Mark Carney tells Trump that Canada is 'not for sale' as the two leaders meet to discuss tariffs

(NBC News)

"Canada is not for sale. It never will be for sale."
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"O, icon Sr. T, we aren't available for endless fail."

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Carney arrives in Washington ahead of Trump meeting

(Baha Breaking News)

Carney arrives in Washington ahead of Trump meeting
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Fierce man, guy is adamant he isn’t “Governor” & their pawn

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Trump sparks outrage with AI-generated image of himself as pope

(YnetNews)

Trump sparks outrage with Artificial Intelligence assisted image of himself as pope
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Sacrilege, shame, sir! AI image of "Pontiff Don I" with Trump lacks taste, i.e. all upset (gripes)

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Trump orders reopening of notorious Alcatraz prison

(BBC)

Trump orders reopening of notorious Alcatraz prison
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"Fool!" opponents groan, mourn. It's a stupid, crazier error.

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White House posts image of Trump as pope

(The Times of Israel)

White House posts image of Trump as pope
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Pompous oaf, (upset sigh) we hate imposter!

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Trump accused of Pope Francis funeral faux pas after ‘breaking dress code’ then leaving early

(The Independent)

President Trump is accused of Pope Francis funeral faux pas after ‘breaking dress code’ then leaving early
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Sacrosanct, no excuse. Grifter’s gaffe - enraptured pachyderm parades in offensive dark blue suit & lapel pin

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One Hundred Days of Ineptitude

(The New Yorker)

One Hundred Days of Ineptitude
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FU testy opinioned dunderhead

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Trump Insists Abrego Garcia Has ‘MS-13’ Tattoo Despite Evidence of Altering

(The New York Times)

Trump Insists Abrego Garcia Has ‘MS-13’ Tattoo Despite Evidence of Altering
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Fascist there at MAGA based deporting native on computer sigil stories

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