Trump slammed Pope, depicted himself as Jesus. Then he read the Bible.

(USA Today)

Trump attacks the Pope, compares himself to Jesus
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Hmm? POTUS? He's Lucifer! Top Rot Jackass! Tempest Ape!

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America’s Orange Jesus

(The New Yorker)

Trump post appearing to depict him as Jesus removed amid backlash
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O! That crap! Pompous evil-minded dumb Jackass! Great ape's prime shit!

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Image: Twitter

What now? Vance Leaves Iran Talks Without a Deal

(The New York Times)

What now? Vance Leaves Iran Talks Without a Deal
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Aw, a knell without a least advancin' whatsoever

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Trump plans massive pardons at the end of his term

(The Guardian)

Trump plans massive pardons at the end of his term
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thus masterminds, mad rapists, hope for event plan

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Trump fires his Attorney General Pam Bondi

(CNBC)

Trump fires his Attorney General Pam Bondi
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His support brief, energy intolerant, madam

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Leonid Radvinsky, owner of OnlyFans, dies aged 43

(The Guardian)

Leonid Radvinsky
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Daily skin vendor

Image: Wikimedia Commons

Afroman emerges victorious in 'Lemon Pound Cake' defamation case

(CNN)

Afroman emerges victorious in 'Lemon Pound Cake' defamation case
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Man in US free to go make music on sad event of on-camera police raid

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Chris Gilmore

Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei

(BBC)

Iran's Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei
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A jerk has been named imam, aspire to rule

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Image: Mostafa Tehrani / Wikimedia

Trump declares Anthropic "woke" and orders Pentagon to phase it

(Mashable)

Trump declares Anthropic "woke" and orders Pentagon to phase it out
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He would rather see Grok AI - and it can't support Democrat opponents!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Steve Jurvetson / Grok

Trump’s MAHA influencer pick for surgeon general Casey Means

(ArsTechnica)

Trump’s MAHA influencer pick for surgeon general Casey Means
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Call: Necessary nostrum pusher, performing a nice, fake game

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Image: Wikimedia

The Search for Nancy Guthrie

(The New York Times)

The Search for Nancy Guthrie
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Treachery hunt, fringe chaos

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Image: Victoria Pickering

Trump brings in new 10% tariff as Supreme Court rejects his global import taxes

(BBC)

Supreme Court rules against tariffs
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Fault arises: Trump's refusing to care.

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Image: Ken Fager

'I Will F**king Kill You': Attorney For Epstein Associate Les Wexner Caught On Hot Mic

(Huffington Post)

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words, OK?"
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Wow, look! TV aired furious lawyer asking Les for quiet, while on hot mic! Funny, I think.

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Image: Wikimedia

Navalny was poisoned with dart frog toxin Europeans say

(AP News)

Navalny was poisoned with dart frog toxin Europeans say
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Wow! Vast tyranny or unfair poison dosage explains death

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Why is Mamdani Threatening a Property Tax Hike?

(New York Magazine)

Why is Mamdani Threatening a Property Tax Hike?
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High-paid men in market this year won't pay extra!

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DHS shutdown all but certain

(Politico)

DHS shutdown all but certain
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End darn bulls**t without cash

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Image: Elvert Barnes

DHS shutdown imminent as Senate leaves town without deal

(Axios)

Department of Homeland Security
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Cease! Don't fund them temporarily!

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Trump deletes racist post

(Politico)

Trump deletes racist post
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Terse pics do attempt slur

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Savannah Guthrie's Mom's 'Ransom Note' Includes Two Deadlines

(Yahoo!)

Savannah Guthrie's Mom's 'Ransom Note' Includes Two Deadlines
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O, woe is us: inhuman savages demand cash rolls, intend torment

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Epstein’s files expose valid passwords, Redditors hacking into accounts

(Cybernews)

Epstein's files expose valid passwords, Redditors hacking into accounts
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View papers, finding text in process to access his Outlook address: #1Island

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