The strategist Roger Stone = Egotist regrets no threats
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Azi Paybarah
Image: Azi Paybarah
Friday, February 22, 2019
Judge in Roger Stone case says she could REVOKE his bail as she orders him to appear in court to explain Instagram post showing her with gun-sight crosshairs
(Daily Mail)
The strategist Roger Stone = Egotist regrets no threats
The strategist Roger Stone = Egotist regrets no threats
Thursday, February 21, 2019
Chicago Police provide an update on the case of "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett
Chicago Police provide an update on the case of "Empire" actor Jussie Smollett
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A supposed hate crime secured attention. Give the poor fool accomplices jail!
Anagram: Dharam
Brexit: Theresa May urges Tory MPs to unite and back deal
BBC)
Prime Minister Theresa May said “You stupid MPs will unite and back our best deal”
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This asinine President Trump says “You Democrat dupes irk me a bit, build me a wall!”
Prime Minister Theresa May said “You stupid MPs will unite and back our best deal”
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This asinine President Trump says “You Democrat dupes irk me a bit, build me a wall!”
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916
Image: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916
41 Times Alec Baldwin Absolutely Nailed Trump
Alec Baldwin's glad to most popularly return ~ as a clearly wrong POTUS, Donald Trump, I'll bet!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Paul Manafort should be sentenced to up to 24 years in prison, Mueller says
(The Guardian)
Embed from Getty Images
Manafort is corrupt ~ Trump’s a fornicator
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Manafort is corrupt ~ Trump’s a fornicator
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Michelle's "get back in" was death text
(NBC News)
Michelle's "get back in" was death text = mean, tight, lawless chick abetted ex
Michelle's "get back in" was death text = mean, tight, lawless chick abetted ex
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Tuesday, February 19, 2019
I think we do' have enough votes to put emergency termination on Trump's desk
(ABC News)
US President Donald Trump's National Emergency = Terminate it? Yes! Plus, spurn deranged old con-man!
US President Donald Trump's National Emergency = Terminate it? Yes! Plus, spurn deranged old con-man!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Mike Licht
Image: Mike Licht
Banned billionaire Huang Xiangmo calls Australia a 'giant baby' for cancelling visa
(The Australian Financial Review)
Australia has some characteristics of a giant baby = Haha, most see it’s arguably a sarcastic fabrication
Australia has some characteristics of a giant baby = Haha, most see it’s arguably a sarcastic fabrication
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Houston Marsh
Image: Houston Marsh
Bitcoin CEO dies, password lost
(Inc.)
Bitcoin CEO dies, password lost = "Oops! Discretion costs," I bawled
Bitcoin CEO dies, password lost = "Oops! Discretion costs," I bawled
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Steven Millstein
Image: Steven Millstein
Trump defies every restraint
(CNN)
"Good luck, President Donald Trump!" = Send duping "Mr Toddler" to a lockup!
"Good luck, President Donald Trump!" = Send duping "Mr Toddler" to a lockup!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Becker1999
Image: Becker1999
Oakland's Drug Dealers Gentrify Out Tech Startups = Pot godfathers rent structures, as an ugly deal, kid
(BoingBoing)
Oakland's Drug Dealers Gentrify Out Tech Startups = Pot godfathers rent structures, as an ugly deal, kid
Oakland's Drug Dealers Gentrify Out Tech Startups = Pot godfathers rent structures, as an ugly deal, kid
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Thomas Hawk
Image: Thomas Hawk
Saturday, February 9, 2019
Prince Philip, 97, gives up driving licence
(BBC)
Gives up driving licence = Prince divulges vice - gin!
Gives up driving licence = Prince divulges vice - gin!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michael Garnett
Image: Michael Garnett
Albert Finney: British actor dies aged 82
(BBC)
Respected British actor Albert Finney has died = He’s that incredibly deft, precise, debonair star
Respected British actor Albert Finney has died = He’s that incredibly deft, precise, debonair star
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: rauter25
Image: rauter25
'Presidential harassment': Donald Trump erupts over fresh investigations
(The New Zealand Herald)
Presidential harassment = He’s a damn persistent liar!
Presidential harassment = He’s a damn persistent liar!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: H. Michael Karshis
Image: H. Michael Karshis
The State of the Union is back on. But Donald Trump’s unpopularity may mean he is wasting his breath.
(London School of Economics)
Trump's State of the Union Address will be popular = No it won't, that's a dumb lie! Repulse fraud Pres. "Slop"!
Trump's State of the Union Address will be popular = No it won't, that's a dumb lie! Repulse fraud Pres. "Slop"!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera
Man suffocated mountain lion
(The Detroit News)
Man suffocated mountain lion = foul cat is to find a man on menu
Man suffocated mountain lion = foul cat is to find a man on menu
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Cloudtail the Snow Leopard
Image: Cloudtail the Snow Leopard
3-day human-trafficking sting in California leads to 339 arrests
(ABC7)
The Coalition to Abolish Slavery and Trafficking = It can often halt a violation of girls by a sick herd.
The Coalition to Abolish Slavery and Trafficking = It can often halt a violation of girls by a sick herd.
Anagram: Rosie Perera
Liam Neeson under fire over disturbing ‘racist’ admission
(News.com.au)
Northern Irish actor Liam Neeson = His role: an inherent racist. Moron!
Northern Irish actor Liam Neeson = His role: an inherent racist. Moron!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Sam Javanrouh
Image: Sam Javanrouh
Friday, February 1, 2019
Ralph Breaks the Internet
O, Vanellope von Schweetz figures out she is merely a ~ zestful princess! Huge man loves her too, we eye. Voilà!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
Windsor Davies: It Ain't Half Hot Mum actor dies aged 88
(BBC)
The Welsh actor Windsor Davies = We loved his orders. What antics!
The Welsh actor Windsor Davies = We loved his orders. What antics!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: hat-archive
Image: hat-archive
Man arrested for stealing art from gallery in broad daylight
(ABC News)
So a young, bad thief had stolen art in ~ broad daylight at noon, i.e. he's nuts AF!
So a young, bad thief had stolen art in ~ broad daylight at noon, i.e. he's nuts AF!
Anagram: George Missailidis
The legendary soul crooner James Ingram = One real singer... End to joy, sure charm, glam.
(Yahoo!)
The legendary soul crooner James Ingram = One real singer... End to joy, sure charm, glam.
The legendary soul crooner James Ingram = One real singer... End to joy, sure charm, glam.
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Justin Higuchi
Image: Justin Higuchi
Sunday, January 27, 2019
US service member killed in Afghanistan
(ABC News)
US service member killed in Afghanistan = Man rises in dreamlike gift: Heaven's club!
US service member killed in Afghanistan = Man rises in dreamlike gift: Heaven's club!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Heroic milkman catches falling baby from fire
(ABC News)
One heroic, Chinese milkman suddenly catches falling baby from fire! = A infant is rescued clean from being killed by chronic flames, eh? Oh my!
One heroic, Chinese milkman suddenly catches falling baby from fire! = A infant is rescued clean from being killed by chronic flames, eh? Oh my!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Ky
Image: Ky
The 20 Greatest Soccer Players of All Time
(Paste)
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A Long List of the Twenty Greatest Soccer Players in the World of All Time 1. Pele (Edson Arantes do Nascimento) 2. Diego Maradona 3. Lionel Messi 4. Johan Cruyff 5. Alfredo Di Stefano 6. Ferenc Puskas 7. Franz Beckenbauer 8. Zinedine Zidane 9. Paolo Maldini 10. Michel Platini 11. Garrincha (Manuel Francisco dos Santos) 12. Gerd Muller 13. Zico (Arthur Antunes Coimbra) 14. Cafu (Marcos Evangelista de Morais) 15. Cristiano Ronaldo 16. Lev Yashin 17. Marco van Basten 18. Bobby Moore 19. George Best 20. Eusebio da Silva Ferreira | = | 1. Most esteemed scorer from Brazil - so good, so self-effacing too 2. One emotional Argentine dwarf - 'Hand of God' liar, did not atone 3. A wee man - five Ballons d'Or commemorate honoree's mastery 4. Dutch ace - so speedy, flees adversaries 5. S. America or in Spain 6. Hungary 7. 'Der Kaiser' 8. France (Les Bleus) 9. A.C. Milan, Italy 10. France 11. Brazilian 12. Germany 13. Brazilian 14. Brazilian 15. Juventus - too narcissistic 16. Soviet Union 17. Dutch 18. England 19. Belfast, N. Ireland - incomparable alcoholic 20. Portuguese 'Black Panther' |
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Neil
Image: Neil
The government shutdown cost the US economy at least $6B, a higher price than the border wall
(ABC News)
Stop the US government shutdown! = Trump's event shown to tough ends! = Trump's event got shown? Shout, "End!"
Stop the US government shutdown! = Trump's event shown to tough ends! = Trump's event got shown? Shout, "End!"
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Charles Edward Miller
Image: Charles Edward Miller
Perfect Djokovic destroys Nadal in Australian Open final
(The Citizen)
Embed from Getty Images
The Serbian gave the Spaniard ~ a thrashing. A bepraised event.
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The Serbian gave the Spaniard ~ a thrashing. A bepraised event.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Niagara Falls region freezes as storm system sweeps through North America
(ABC News)
Niagara Falls region freezes as storm system sweeps through North America = Gosh! Amazing, rare sights - crystalline waters are seen from famous spot here!
Niagara Falls region freezes as storm system sweeps through North America = Gosh! Amazing, rare sights - crystalline waters are seen from famous spot here!
Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Image: Michael Swan
Image: Michael Swan
Devout Christian nurse, 36, arrested for raping a 29-year-old quadriplegic patient when DNA linked him to her baby refuses to enter a plea in first court appearance
(Daily Mail)
This Haitian nurse rapist is caught = A pariah's act. Uh, isn't it sinister? Ugh!
This Haitian nurse rapist is caught = A pariah's act. Uh, isn't it sinister? Ugh!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Fábio Cavalcanti Ferreira
Image: Fábio Cavalcanti Ferreira
Tuesday, January 22, 2019
19 Powerfully Inspiring Martin Luther King Jr. Quotes
(Inc.)
Stop the lie! A lie shall never ~ live. Learn this to heal, sleep.
Stop the lie! A lie shall never ~ live. Learn this to heal, sleep.
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Phil Roeder
Image: Phil Roeder
Super blood wolf moon: rare total lunar eclipse to grace northern hemisphere skies
(The Guardian)
Total lunar eclipse and supermoon = People laud astronomical stunner
Total lunar eclipse and supermoon = People laud astronomical stunner
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Doug
Image: Doug
Trump Touts Border Wall In San Antonio, Which Has No Wall And Isn't On The Border
(Huffington Post)
Trump Touts the Border Wall In San Antonio, which has no walls and isn't on the border
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Don T: So what! Senoras with brown children...lots... turn up in the Alamo and in hotel bars!
Trump Touts the Border Wall In San Antonio, which has no walls and isn't on the border
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Don T: So what! Senoras with brown children...lots... turn up in the Alamo and in hotel bars!
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Susan Melkisethian
Image: Susan Melkisethian
BuzzFeed: Sources say Trump directed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about proposed Moscow project
(CNN)
Donald Trump & Michael Cohen = Lord. Do Launch Impeachment.
Donald Trump & Michael Cohen = Lord. Do Launch Impeachment.
Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: Loco Steve
Image: Loco Steve
Wednesday, January 16, 2019
Donald Trump Jr. Compares Immigrants to Zoo Animals
(Democracy Now!)
"Do you know why you can enjoy a day at the zoo? Because walls work." -Donald Trump Jr.
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Wow, apathy! A crazy, uncouth duo (dad, boy) now looked at journeymen as lowly jerks.
"Do you know why you can enjoy a day at the zoo? Because walls work." -Donald Trump Jr.
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Wow, apathy! A crazy, uncouth duo (dad, boy) now looked at journeymen as lowly jerks.
Anagram: Adie Pena
Image: DonkeyHotey
Image: DonkeyHotey
Trump denies he ever worked for Russia
(BBC)
Trump denies Russia link = Man lies ruder? Kiss Putin!
Trump denies Russia link = Man lies ruder? Kiss Putin!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Thomas Cizauskas
Image: Thomas Cizauskas
Tuesday, January 8, 2019
Donald Trump wants supporters to believe he can relate to middle-class Americans
(The New Zealand Herald)
President Trump says "I can relate" = Pretender cuts payments, is a liar
President Trump says "I can relate" = Pretender cuts payments, is a liar
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht
Image: Mike Licht
Comatose patient gives birth
(National Public Radio)
Comatose patient gives birth = A rapist, victim begot thee, son
Comatose patient gives birth = A rapist, victim begot thee, son
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Fábio Cavalcanti Ferreir
Image: Fábio Cavalcanti Ferreir
Queen Guitarist (And Astrophysicist) Brian May On His Work With NASA and His New Song About Ultima Thule
(Time)
An "untouched planetesimal" is a "time capsule" for astrophysicists = One is Ultima Thule. Professor May is ecstatic and he's a supplicant!
An "untouched planetesimal" is a "time capsule" for astrophysicists = One is Ultima Thule. Professor May is ecstatic and he's a supplicant!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: NASA
Image: NASA
Monday, January 7, 2019
Can we all be 'social influencers'?
(The New Zealand Herald)
Those vapid ‘social influencers’ write shit and then ~ share their nice, cool, tanned lives with stupid fans
Those vapid ‘social influencers’ write shit and then ~ share their nice, cool, tanned lives with stupid fans
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Free Images
Image: Free Images
Sunday, January 6, 2019
Salisbury novichok suspects say they were only visiting cathedral
(The Guardian)
Salisbury's famous Anglican Cathedral in Wiltshire = Military agents now fib, all as Russia's church denial
Salisbury's famous Anglican Cathedral in Wiltshire = Military agents now fib, all as Russia's church denial
Anagram: George Missailidis & Tony Crafter
Image: Helena
Image: Helena
Message from The Anagram Times reporter George Missailidis
(The Anagram Times)
"A belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year of twenty-ninteen to you Anagrammists! :P" -- George Missailidis
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As a wise teenager, I say I'm wishing many anagrams -- possibly for dirty cheater, enemy potentate, Donald Trump!
"A belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year of twenty-ninteen to you Anagrammists! :P" -- George Missailidis
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As a wise teenager, I say I'm wishing many anagrams -- possibly for dirty cheater, enemy potentate, Donald Trump!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Bluefin tuna sells for record $4.6 million at Tokyo market, but scarcity clouds celebration
(Washington Post)
Embed from Getty Images
The species of fish called Thunnus orientalis = Chef turns flesh into sushi, i.e. sliced on a plate
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The species of fish called Thunnus orientalis = Chef turns flesh into sushi, i.e. sliced on a plate
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Saturday, January 5, 2019
Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib Began Her First Term by Calling for Trump's Impeachment
(Yahoo!)
Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib = Gosh, DT is abnormal, I can swear!
Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib = Gosh, DT is abnormal, I can swear!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: Dominick Mezzapesa
Image: Dominick Mezzapesa
Friday, January 4, 2019
Federal workers are suing the US government over the shutdown
(ABC News)
The POTUS's Syria troop withdrawal is maybe on "pause"? = I state, "Trump saw his poor blunder? I hope so. Stay away!"
The POTUS's Syria troop withdrawal is maybe on "pause"? = I state, "Trump saw his poor blunder? I hope so. Stay away!"
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Tom Woodward
Image: Tom Woodward
Donald Trump says New Year's Resolutions are "success, prosperity and the health of our country."
(Newsweek)
America's President replies, "Success, prosperity and the health of our country. That's all I want."
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POTUS Donald Trump peers, lists his "New Year's Resolutions"? Fat chance, liar! Pathetic treachery!
America's President replies, "Success, prosperity and the health of our country. That's all I want."
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POTUS Donald Trump peers, lists his "New Year's Resolutions"? Fat chance, liar! Pathetic treachery!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera
Things to watch out for in 2019? Doom and plenty of gloom
(The Guardian)
Two niños ran, USA detains, then they die = This year is two thousand and nineteen
Two niños ran, USA detains, then they die = This year is two thousand and nineteen
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Peg Hunter
Image: Peg Hunter
Thursday, January 3, 2019
US fires tear gas into Mexico as migrants attempt to cross border into San Diego
(National Public Radio)
The backlog of desperate asylum seekers is greatly worsening at the border of USA and Meixico? Tie up that Mr ~ D. Trump! He saw no choice but to toss tear gas grenades to exile tired family migrants? Okay sue, help, break free!
The backlog of desperate asylum seekers is greatly worsening at the border of USA and Meixico? Tie up that Mr ~ D. Trump! He saw no choice but to toss tear gas grenades to exile tired family migrants? Okay sue, help, break free!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Peg Hunter
Image: Peg Hunter
Louis CK mocks Parkland survivors in audio of standup routine
(The Guardian)
The US-Mexican comedian Louis CK = I'm hated. An excuse? - I'm sick, uncool
The US-Mexican comedian Louis CK = I'm hated. An excuse? - I'm sick, uncool
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Dan Nguyen
Image: Dan Nguyen
Trump Admin Tells Govt Workers To "Do Chores For Landlords" To Pay Rent During Shutdown
During the shutdown, the USA's Trump Administration tells all Government workers to "do chores for landlords"
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Sir, give the cold shoulder to those imprudent wankers! Not smart to fund "Mr Liar" Donald's "strong" southern wall
Anagram: George Missailidis
Remember: Christ was a Palestinian refugee
(Al Jazeera)
I whisper an essential fact, argue ~ Christ was a Palestinian refugee
I whisper an essential fact, argue ~ Christ was a Palestinian refugee
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Fr Lawrence Lew, O.P.
Image: Fr Lawrence Lew, O.P.
Tuesday, January 1, 2019
No meeting scheduled to end shutdown before new year
(ABC News)
Before new year, twenty-nineteen: no meeting scheduled to end partial government shutdown!
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November, twenty-eighteen: Gee, rude Don Trump conned anew, needs an intense thirty-foot wall!
Before new year, twenty-nineteen: no meeting scheduled to end partial government shutdown!
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November, twenty-eighteen: Gee, rude Don Trump conned anew, needs an intense thirty-foot wall!
Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Mike Licht
Image: Mike Licht
Girl named 'most beautiful in the world' at six has won the title AGAIN aged 17
(The Daily Mirror)
Embed from Getty Images
Ms Thylane Blondeau = Mute, shy bella donna
Embed from Getty Images
Ms Thylane Blondeau = Mute, shy bella donna
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Trump administration border chief says US needs 'to invest in Central America'
(ABC News)
These two innocent Guatemalan migrant children, one boy and one girl, do not live in CBP (Custom and Border Protection) custody?
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Then blame Trump Administration due to bad, wrong, rotten, negligent, obstructive policies on each day. No concord, only conned!
These two innocent Guatemalan migrant children, one boy and one girl, do not live in CBP (Custom and Border Protection) custody?
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Then blame Trump Administration due to bad, wrong, rotten, negligent, obstructive policies on each day. No concord, only conned!
Anagram: George Missailidis
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