Queen brands Kate Middleton's wedding dress mannequin 'creepy'

(Metro)

Photo: it's a foot!

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Queen brands Kate Middleton's wedding dress mannequin 'creepy' = "Brand new, segmented, slinky specimen's quite odd, and darn queer!"

(by Maurice Goddard)