Costa Concordia: cruise captain 'dined on crab and oysters’ with dancer

(The Daily Telegraph)

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Costa Concordia: cruise captain 'dined on crab and oysters’ with dancer = So caricatured, Schettino's captaincy on board ends in darn cowardice!

(by Maurice Goddard)