Who's a pretty boy? Parrot-obsessed man, 56, has his EARS cut off to look more like his pets (... and now he wants to turn his nose into a beak)

(Daily Mail)

Who's a pretty boy? Parrot-obsessed man has his EARS cut off to look more like his pets (... and now he wants to turn his nose into a beak) = Poor fool errs - he wants to think he's mutated into one of his pesky macaws or parakeets. Honestly, what an obsession about birds!

(by Jason Lofts)