Massive natural gas pipeline explosion reported near Platte City

(Twitter)

Massive natural gas pipeline explosion reported near Platte City = Plant manager insists all people inside exit or evacuate property

Anagram: Christopher Davis

Trump Vows Steps to Avoid Appearance of Business Conflicts

(The New York Times)

Trump Vows Steps to Avoid Appearance of Business Conflicts = "Complaints about suspected view of favors in press can stop!"

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Paul Frankenstein

How long before the white working class realizes Trump was just scamming them?

(Washington Post)

How long before the white working class realizes Trump was just scamming them? = Well, news sizes that bum up: The jerk's a lowest, swaggering, horrific, mammoth con!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Elvert Barnes

Researchers claim time travel is possible

(Yahoo!)

Researchers claim time travel is possible = Visit earlier masters, heroes, climb places...

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: Rodger Evans

Trump Calls the Election Recount Efforts 'Sad'

(NBC News)

Trump Calls the Election Recount Efforts 'Sad' = Others consulted; corrupt men affect tallies

Anagram: Christopher Davis
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Donald Trump calls Fidel Castro 'brutal dictator'

(BBC)

In a statement, Mr Trump said that while Cuba remained "a totalitarian island, it is my hope that today marks a move away from the horrors endured for too long, and toward a future in which the wonderful Cuban people finally live in the freedom they so richly deserve". = In reply, Mr Castro countered "Oh wow! I'm horrified the fate of America rested on that totally ridiculous, depraved, libidinous, spray-tanned entertainer with that mammoth furry toupee and an illegal Slovenian overstayer wife. Hmm, that wolf's a dumb donkey! Hahaha!"

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Fidel Castro, Cuba's leader of revolution, dies

(The New York Times)

Fidel Castro, Cuba's leader of revolution, dies = Enforced a dubious federal socialist revolt

Anagram: Christopher Davis
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Trump's stock in Dakota Access pipeline raises concerns

(Al Jazeera)

Trump's stock in Dakota Access pipeline raises concerns = Prick's accountant conspires. Market sense...? Sad policies...?

Anagram: Christopher Davis
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Far-right fanatics use Facebook to help fund "migrant hunters"

(The Times)

The Knights Templar International organization (KTI) ~ threaten to antagonize, kill migrants on a trip, I think.

Image: O Falcão de LEGO

Two dead in Black Friday shooting

(The New Zealand Herald)

The Black Friday sales = Deaths by rifles, alack

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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What is Cydonia?

(Universe Today)

What is Cydonia? = A city in shadow

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: NASA

Donald Trump Gorges On Himself During Thanksgiving Feast

(Huffington Post)

Donald Trump Gorges On Himself During Thanksgiving Feast = Drag-stinking over-fed mental pig hogs mouthfuls and grins!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Dave Phillips

UK photographer David Hamilton dies, aged 83

(BBC)

The photographer David Hamilton dies in Paris = A pornographer - it's hoped this invalidated him

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Donald Trump and 'Deliverance'

The film 'Deliverance' is a Warner Brothers film directed by John Boorman: Jon Voight is Ed Gentry Burt Reynolds is Lewis Medlock Ned Beatty is Bobby Trippe Ronny Cox is Drew Ballinger Ed Ramey is Old Man Billy Redden is Banjo Boy Bill McKinney is Mountain Man Herbert 'Cowboy' Coward is Toothless Man James Dickey is Sheriff Bullard Macon McCalman is Arthur Queen Some famous lines include: "I bet you can squeal like a pig!! Weeeeee!" "You ever had your balls cut off you fucking ape?" "He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he." "Them panties. Take 'em off!" "Talk about genetic deficiencies - isn't that pitiful?" "No matter what disasters may occur in other parts of the world... or whatever petty little problems arise in Atlanta... no one can find us up here."

=

The nightmare 'American Election' - a quixotic victory for shithead white US menfolk. Nemeses: Bloody Donald Trump - the adulterous, tyrannical madman, an abominable billionaire - scrabbled to be your omnipotent President Mike Pence - Vice President. Why? Your homophobic biblical fundamentalist Steve Bannon - bullshit Strategist with a very low IQ, duh! Reince Preibus - No lefty - could be Chief of Staff Jeff Sessions - Man of (In)Justice Bloody General James Mattis - may be Secretary of War. "Defeat enemy - nuke 'em!" Mitt Romney - uneducated, may be Secretary of State (truth!)^Bloody Jared Kushner - loyal son-in-law and political sorcerer's apprentice. "I cherish women." OK! "They're bringing drugs...They're rapists." OK! "I will build a great wall." OK!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Are you stressed? Probiotics can help

(The Times of India)

Are you stressed? Probiotics can help = Super bacteria cools thy depression!

Anagram: Madhusudan
Image: Stacy Spensley

The 'porn face' trend needs to stop

(The New Zealand Herald)

Deter penchant for ~ the 'porn face' trend

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Hillary Clinton Supporters Call for Vote Recount in Battleground States

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton Supporters Call for Vote Recount in Battleground States = Letter urges a recount on: Clinton's the popular victor by far, and still lost!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Green Party's Jill Stein raises enough money for recount in Wisconsin

(CBC)

The US Green Party's Miss Stein wants recount in the state of ~ Wisconsin. She threatens to unseat a festering testy Trump.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Trump outlines priorities in video address

(USA Today)

Trump outlines priorities in video address = Did our Senior US President spoil TV airtime?

Anagram: Madhusudan
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Theresa May and Angela Merkel attend mini-summit in Berlin

(Daily Mail)

Theresa May and Angela Merkel attend mini-summit in Berlin = Ms. Britain, Ms. Germany meet till nine, ink a humane trade deal

Anagram: Madhusudan
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Apple Is Offering Replacements for iPhone 6s Models That Randomly Shut Down

(Gizmodo)

iPhone Six-S shutdown problems = Press his thumb down...Explosion!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: LWYang

Donald Trump, Mitt Romney hold 'far-reaching' talk on world affairs

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump, Mitt Romney hold 'far-reaching' talk on world affairs = Finally land kind mood toward "far-reach"...for Trump to strangle him!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Illustration: Dan Lacey

Might Trump's hotel business ties violate the Constitution?

(Think Progress)

Might Trump's hotel business ties violate the Constitution? = To prohibit this investing shit, test out Emoluments Clause!

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: Ben Alexander

Why Shares of Gap Inc. Slumped Today

(Fox Business)

Why Shares of Gap Inc. Slumped Today = Get mad screws of *un*happy holidays!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Mike Mozart

Donald Trump's Pick for Attorney General

(The Atlantic)

The Attorney General of the United States of America is Jeff Sessions = Ah, sees finest one-off totalitarian justice system for the renegades

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: TJ Hawk

Denver voters approve pot in bars

(ABC News)

Denver voters approve pot in bars = Tavern serves pint, pro-dope, bravo

Anagram: Christopher Davis

Donald Trump denies transition disarray after sackings

(BBC)

Donald Trump denies transition disarray = Rusty mandarins aid an old tiro President

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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List of Donald Trump presidential campaign endorsements, 2016

(Wikipedia)

Some Supporters of Donald Trump 1. Melania 2. Mike Pence 3. Ivanka 4. Paul Ryan 5. Reince Priebus 6. Sarah Palin 7. Ben Carson 8. Piers Morgan 9. Peter Thiel 10. Donald Rumsfeld 11. Newt Gingrich 12. Lou Ferrigno 13. Ku Klux Klan 14. Mike Tyson 15. General Robert C. Oaks 16. Scott Adams 17. Marine Le Pen

=

Appalling Orange Mr President (MORON!!) "I lied!" 1. Model wife 2. VP 3. Me? Pop's "spunky" daughter 4. Speaker 5. Chairman 6. Alaskan 7. Black neurosurgeon 8. UK 9. Entrepreneur 10. Defence 11. Congressman 12. 'Hulk' 13. Supremacists 14. Animal-like boxer 15. Military 16. Cartoons ('Dilbert') 17. National Front

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Students continue walkouts against President-elect Trump

(Twitter)

Students continue walkouts against President-elect Trump = Odd picketing culture attempts instantaneous new results

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: Lorie Shaull

30 Typical Dutch Things

(Insego)

Some Things the Netherlands (Holland) are Most Famous For: Orange Colour Sentiment Windmills Grachten (city canals) Tulips Wooden shoes Biking Ice skating Dykes Gezelligheid Coffeeshops Street organs Sprinkles Pindakaas Frites Frugality Complaining Bureaucracy Tolerance

=

America is Infamous for: Demagogic President Trump 'The Wall' Malls 'Grabbing pussy' Teens ogling porn Ignorance Clinton loses the election Racism The KKK Guns Drugs (cocaine, 'hooch') Prison (gaol) Ads The Kardashians & Kanye West Teeth Cults Zealots Friendly fire Fellatio Fries Denny's

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Donald Trump Plans to Deport Up to 3 Million Immigrants

(Time)

President loath to ≠ deport the Latinos

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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GOP feuds over how to kill Obamacare

(Politico)

GOP feuds over how to kill Obamacare = Oh, repeal laws! Motive: for a good buck!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
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Anti-Trump Protesters March by Tens of Thousands Nationwide

(ABC News)

Anti-Trump Protesters March by Tens of Thousands Nationwide = O! Ninny-twit Trump's a despised, monstrous, fat, abhorrent cheat.

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Seasonal Continental Drift

(RT)

The Australian continent is shifting its position every single season = A tension situation: This very intense shelf transition is going places!

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: Bianca J

Donald Trump: I may not repeal Obamacare, President-elect says in major U-turn

(The Independent)

Donald Trump says I may not repeal Obamacare now = A loopy placard: "Aw no, buy more armaments instead!"

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: James Rea

Now it's DEMOCRATS who won't accept the election result! Plot to impeach President Trump has already begun

(Daily Mail)

Impeach Trump! = Primate. Chump!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Drawing: Ben Marko

North Carolina GOP condemns KKK parade honoring Trump

(CNN)

North Carolina GOP condemns KKK parade honoring Trump = Add long chant: "Oppose Amerikkkan conning horror Trump!"

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Mike Licht

Artists Build A Donald Trump Fortune Teller Machine

(Konbini)

January Twentieth, Two Thousand Seventeen=US event: Now they just anointed a new threat

Anagram: Christopher Davis

So long, Marianne: Leonard Cohen writes to muse just before her death

(The Guardian)

A Norwegian muse bonds, connects to poet on island of Hydra, galls him ~ and that wistful song 'So long Marianne' is composed by Leonard Cohen

Anagram: Julian Lofts

North Carolina KKK group to hold 'Victory Parade' for President-elect Donald Trump

(New York Daily News)

North Carolina KKK group to hold 'Victory Parade' for President-elect Donald Trump = Token act of shuddering dark evil can potentially prompt up to colder dark horror

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

North Carolina KKK group to hold 'Victory Parade' for President-elect Donald Trump = Advert in cold print for cloaked kooks to patrol rural county grid?! Apprehend them!!

Anagram: Dharam

Omarosa Manigault: "Every Critic, Every Detractor, Will Have To Bow Down To President Trump"

(Huffington Post)

Image: Gregg Brekke

Omarosa Manigault: "Every Critic, Every Detractor,^Will Have To Bow Down To President Trump" = The Supreme Sovereign Dictator Trump! A civil war between all today, and victory tomorrow!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Omarosa Manigault: 'Every Critic, Every Detractor, Will Have To Bow Down To President Trump' =
With credit owed to virtues,
I cry, "Regard my plan:
To protect moral values,
I never bow to a man!"

Anagram: Dharam

'Not My President': Thousands March in Protest

(The Atlantic)

Image: Gregg Brekke

'Not my President' = Portends enmity

Anagram: Julian Lofts

'Not My President'= Tip: deny monster!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

Harry Reid Dismisses Donald Trump: 'A Sexual Predator Who Lost the Popular Vote'

(Time)

Harry Reid Dismisses Donald Trump: 'A Sexual Predator Who Lost the Popular Vote' = A hideous red lump! Trump's a dastardly rotten, vile sexist horror who does appal!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Gregg Brekke

'Drain the Swamp'? Trump's Potential Cabinet Fills Out With Washington Insiders

(NBC News)

'Drain the Swamp'? Trump's Potential Cabinet Fills Out With Washington Insiders = Stupid plan: running from a raw, twisted establishment, with *those* politicians!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

The Latest: Trump on Twitter taking on protesters

(Washington Post)

The Latest: Trump on Twitter taking on protesters = The rotten, stark, petulant, monster-egotist twirp!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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In Russland rufen sie "God bless America"

(Welt)

God Bless America = A grim debacle. SOS!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Stock markets crashed to their floor as Donald Trump began to win: What that means for you

(Mic)

Trump presidency ≠ My prices trend up

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Anders "Spindelweb" Stolt

Hillary Clinton's Concession Speech Highlights

(The New York Times)

United States election = See a destitute Clinton

Anagram: Adie Pena

Donald Trump Elected President of the United States

(US Magazine)

The acronym POTUS = He's Trump, a tycoon

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Dan Lacey

President Donald Trump

(The New York Times)

President Trump = Red Mr Putin's pet

Anagram: Greig Templeton
Image: Mike Licht

Trump victory sparks student walk-out at Berkeley High School, angry protests across California

(Los Angeles Times)

Trump victory sparks student walk-out at Berkeley High School, angry protests across California = Aghast, folk boo vulgarly crass, potty or worst stuck-up President Elect shark in American history!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard\

Why everyone wants to move to New Zealand (if Trump wins)

(Stuff.co.nz)

The President gazumps the American nation. Doh! = Despise, hate Mr Trump? Then go to a hacienda in NZ!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Oli Goldsmith

Sarasota County relaxes food truck rules

(Herald-Tribune)

Sarasota County relaxes food truck rules = Car cooks use extra fuel around stray lots

Anagram: Chris Davis
Photo: Sacha Fernandez

Donald Trump rushed off stage amid disturbance at Reno rally

(Las Vegas Review-Journal)

Donald Trump rushed off stage amid disturbance at Reno rally = Protester gun? No! That day's all scrambled, I found a dud firearm.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Comey says latest emails don't change FBI conclusion on Clinton

(PBS)

Comey says latest emails don't change FBI conclusion on Clinton = Facts: No illegal, slimy conduct, no case. So...maybe innocent? No shit!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Mike Licht

Inside Donald Trump's Last Stand: An Anxious Nominee Seeks Assurance

(The New York Times)

Steve Bannon, Trump's chief executive officer = Next, ice bum over such effective "pants on fire"!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

The Trump who stole Christmas: Win or lose, Donald Trump has ruined everything

(Salon)

The Trump who stole Christmas: Win or lose, Donald Trump has ruined everything = Worst: Put together Hitler and Mussolini, and we've sly, horrid, sham con Trump, eh?

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Student gets sweet revenge on thief

(MSN)

Student gets sweet revenge on thief = Tweet to vent surges. He nets feeding.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Trump's "assassination attempt"

(Vox)

Trump's "assassination attempt" = Sap's assumption taints matter

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Brexit: All you need to know about the UK leaving the EU

(BBC)

The Key Players in the Brexit Disaster 1. Boris Johnson 2. Angela Merkel 3. Francois Hollande 4. Nicola Sturgeon 5. Nigel Farage 6. David Cameron 7. Theresa May

=

1. A fervid xenophobe. He's a rat 2. A sullen German 3. A slimy Frenchman 4. A Scottish joke 5. Intolerable redneck, an idiot 6. A greedy Tory liar 7. An English ogress

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: H. Michael Karshis

Also see:

• British Prime Minister David Cameron to resign this week

Presidential race stirs emotions

(Herald-Tribune)

Presidential race stirs emotions = Secrets, lies, a riot, and prison time!

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Photo: Lorie Shaull

Miss Bumbum Pageant Is Getting Crucified For This 'Last Supper' Photo

(Huffington Post)

Miss Bumbum Pageant Is Getting Crucified For This 'Last Supper' Photo = Rump's image ached! But bottom line is: ass picture's hot gripping stuff!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Diver may have found 'lost nuke' missing since cold war off Canada coast

(The Guardian)

This nuclear bomb is found by diver in ~ British Columbia. Find unnerved boys.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: Wikimedia