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Saturday, July 14, 2018

OAP cuts his fingernails for the first time in 66 YEARS and donates his record-breaking 77 inch talons to a local museum

(The Sun)
Man who’s been growing his fingernails since 1952 has finally cut them

The longest fingernails in the world = Elder hews frightening talons to nil = Hell! Weirdo's ten frightening talons = Elder's ten frightening talons, I howl = Or he's willed ten frightening talons
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: John Ellrod