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Monday, December 10, 2018

The Birth of BrExit

(The Dangerous Globe)
Bollocks to Brexit bus

Types of Births
1. Normal vaginal (per vaginum)
2. The forceps-assisted
3. The vacuum-assisted
4. Caesarean section
5. Non-intact dilation and extraction
1. "Push!" Men dread loose vagina
2. "Dr, don't insert those up me!"
3. Ventouse (France)
4. Incapacitation, can't sit, has long scar
5. Brexit - mass fatalistic naivety!
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Image: Tim Dennell