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Sunday, October 27, 2019

Donald Trump Fast Facts

F. TRUMP -- this one goes out to to all YOU SELFISH FK losers who hired NBC's worst actor for president... scott richard

Trump’s “To Do” List
1. Avoid conscription
2. Achieve billionaire status
3. Marry a beautiful woman
4. Be elected President of the United States
5. Build a wall
6. Lower golf handicap
7. Kill ISIS leader
8. Avoid impeachment
9. Get the Nobel Peace Prize
10. Canonisation
11. Spawn a dynasty
12. Immortality
1. Heel calcifications
2. Real estate
3. Pretty Slovenian Melania
4. Vladimir’s lobotomized puppet
5. But all wailed
6. Cheat
7. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
8. Lie, employ Giuliani
9. Invade Sweden, then armistice
10. St Donald of Trump Tower
11. A nepotistic confederacy
12. Worst, most asinine POTUS in history
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