Donald Trump Fast Facts

(CNN)

Trump’s “To Do” List 1. Avoid conscription 2. Achieve billionaire status 3. Marry a beautiful woman 4. Be elected President of the United States 5. Build a wall 6. Lower golf handicap 7. Kill ISIS leader 8. Avoid impeachment 9. Get the Nobel Peace Prize 10. Canonisation 11. Spawn a dynasty 12. Immortality

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1. Heel calcifications 2. Real estate 3. Pretty Slovenian Melania 4. Vladimir’s lobotomized puppet 5. But all wailed 6. Cheat 7. Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi 8. Lie, employ Giuliani 9. Invade Sweden, then armistice 10. St Donald of Trump Tower 11. A nepotistic confederacy 12. Worst, most asinine POTUS in history

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