Johnny Depp v Amber Heard: Depp's urgent celebrity rehab stunt with the orphaned badger community

(The New Zealand Herald)

It's a desperate move by a desperate man, who's now facing an uphill battle to rebuild his Hollywood career
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Yeah, womanless cinematic failure Depp holds a sooty teetotal vulnerable orphaned British badger - wow!

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