Russian President Vladimir Putin has congratulated Donald Trump on victory in the US presidential election. Calling him "courageous" Putin said he was impressed by Trump's reaction to the first assassination attempt against him in Butler, Pennsylvania

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Russian President Vladimir Putin has congratulated Donald Trump on victory in the US presidential election. Calling him "courageous" Putin said he was impressed by Trump's reaction to the first assassination attempt against him in Butler, Pennsylvania
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Bald cruel RUS strong male sycophant applauds hirsute totalitarian orange tan US president-elect's win. Trump got shot in ear by putative assassin, stood up in pain, and uttered "Fight!" in an instinctively iconic manner "I'm impressed, I am," shouts Vladimir, "Heil!"

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