Who is Stormy Daniels, and what happened with Donald Trump?

(BBC)

A sexy pornographic actress whom Donald Trump had paid off through his smart arse lawyer Michael Cohen to cover up an alleged affair during a celebrity golfing tournament in 2006 while his spouse Melania had just been giving birth to their son
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Photogenic MILF Stormy Daniels. According to her, her sexual partner was a shag monster, a vile lewd lecher sporting big wavy hair, orange tan, a flat behind, mushroom-shaped organ 'n' hedge of "Yeti" pubic hair. Tut, put such a felon in jail, rid US of him!

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