Sanders criticizes Trump decision to bomb Iran as ‘grossly unconstitutional’

(The Hill)

"The only entity that can take this country to war is the US Congress. The president does not have the right," said Democratic US Senator Bernie Sanders
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Shock, horror, standby! Where’s detente? I reason the unsanctioned sinister aggressive act’s unconstitutional - deter, impeach & try that testy hothead!

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Trump announces ‘very successful’ air strikes on three nuclear sites in Iran

(CNN)

“IRAN MUST NOW AGREE TO END THIS WAR. THANK YOU!” Trump wrote
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Utter insanity! Ow, pure hatred! We know Mr T’s a thug, a moron!

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Trump calls for Iran's 'unconditional surrender' as Israel-Iran air war rages on

(Reuters)

‘Unconditional surrender’
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“NO!” Iran turn sour, declined
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“NO!” Iran cried. Result? Dunno!

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Trump installs new White House flagpoles

(AP News)

Trump installs new White House flagpoles
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Oh, swell - powerful male penis status thing

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Who is Vance Boelter, suspect in the assassination of Rep. Hortman?

(Star Tribune)

Who is Vance Boelter, suspect in the assassination of Rep. Hortman?
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Vehement, staunch, pro-life anti-abortionist. Has weapons, crosses.

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Trump vowed to make the world safer - has he?

(BBC)

"My proudest legacy will be that of a peacemaker and unifier"
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Yet a fib, I fancy - the warmonger killed people & caused trauma

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'A shining light': Paul McCartney leads tributes to Brian Wilson

(BBC)

'A shining light': Paul McCartney leads tributes to Brian Wilson
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A tall haunting star till end - wrote inspiring Beach Boys music

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Air India crash is the latest test for Boeing

(Reuters)

Air India crash is the latest test for Boeing
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The nastiest tragic airborne fail does this

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Trump warns Musk of ‘very serious consequences’ if he backs Democrats

(The Guardian)

He also accused Musk of being “disrespectful to the office of the president”
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Fisticuffs, cudgels & obstinate #uck off temper - he & Elon do despise each other

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Proud Boys sue US government for $100m over Jan 6 prosecutions

(BBC)

Proud Boys sue US government
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Trump never used you goons? BS!

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Trump says travel ban applies to countries that 'don't have things under control'

(BBC)

US President Donald J Trump bans travellers from twelve countries to the USA: Afghanistan Myanmar Chad Republic of the Congo Equatorial Guinea Eritrea Haiti Iran Libya Somalia Sudan Yemen

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Pashtun, mountainous Onetime Burma TD Vast land GQ ER, in East Africa Record crime everywhere Onetime Persia actually Gaddafi Pirates' haunt Blue Nile Houthi, iron All anagrams by Jason Lofts

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Italy’s Mount Etna, Europe’s largest active volcano, spews plumes of ash

(The Guardian)

Italy’s Mount Etna, the largest active volcano in Europe, spews plumes of ash
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Etna,a pest erupting steam, unleashes a hot, vile, venomous pyroclastic flow

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Video: Guardian

Real TikTokers are pretending to be Veo 3 AI creations for fun, attention

(ArsTechnica)

Real TikTokers are pretending to be Veo 3 AI creations for fun, attention
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Internet often looks to prove it: AI feature is not taking ‘er (band career)!

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Isaacman's NASA nomination pulled

Semafor)

Isaacman's NASA nomination pulled
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Elon's a damn insaniac; man-pal is out

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Image: NASA