'If Chicago doesn't fix the horrible "carnage" going on, 228 shootings in 2017 with 42 killings (up 24% from 2016), I will send in the Feds!' = Exact shooting figure: 248, which is down 16.2% (+/- .2%) going in 2017, and less killed. ...no pain...it's comforting he'll finish before 2024, right?
(According to this page, these numbers were accurate at the time of composition of this anagram. Also, as an extra constraint, each number from the original is also anagrammed into real statistics.)
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Stephen Melkisethian
Image: Stephen Melkisethian