"My dad is being a hypocrite and that's why I'm speaking out. When I was in high school he dated my best friend Rebecca and even got her pregnant twice. He paid for her abortions twice and spent a ton of money on her at Steak and Shake and Victoria's Secret. She fell in love with him and he broke her heart. My Mom paid her to be quiet and go away. Three years later she committed suicide."
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What the ....? Okay, it's entertaining (ha ha), however quite definitely fake news concerning Democrat NY Senator Chuck E. Schumer. He does not have a child named Lisa and he did not behave like this. What I'd describe it as is a highly intense, contemporary media myth, whereby a wretched weirdo has attempted to report embarrassing propaganda, hoping to shame somebody for benefit.
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