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Tuesday, July 31, 2018

'Bigfoot erotica' row turns Virginia congressional race ugly

(BBC)
bigfoot

Bigot of ~ Bigfoot
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: duluoz cats

Friday, July 27, 2018

Goodfellas actress Illeana Douglas among six women to accuse CBS boss Les Moonves of sexual misconduct

(The Sun)
Illeana Douglas

Les Moonves of CBS = Confess move, slob!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Streamy Awards

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Ivanka Trump is closing down her fashion business to focus on her White House role

(NBC News)
2017.04.01 Queer Dance Party - Ivanka Trump's House - Washington, DC USA 02118

The Ivanka Trump fashion business closes = O, she's vain, selects fatuous brinkmanship
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Ted Eytan

Monday, July 23, 2018

The UK's Brexit crisis, explained in 500 words

(Vox)
Boris Johnson

Theresa May desires soft Brexit option = Boris to PM: "I see red. I fear that's not sexy."
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: mwmbwls

Sunday, July 22, 2018

Dan Coats and Rod Rosenstein Defy Trump

(The New Yorker)
First 5 days of protests at the Whites, triggered by Trump / Putin #TreasonSummit in Helsinki.

The US Director of National Intelligence Mister Dan Coats says ~ "Yes, as I'm accusing traitor of treason, then I'd settle Don in a cell."
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Karen Murphy

"Malignant narcissist": Why Donald Trump will never really change

(News.com.au)
First 5 days of protests at the Whites, triggered by Trump / Putin #TreasonSummit in Helsinki.

Trump is a "malignant narcissist" = Mr Putin's a smiling satanic tsar
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Karen Murphy

Saturday, July 21, 2018

European rights court condemns Russia over Pussy Riot

(Al Jazeera)
Amnesty International USA: Free Pussy Riot!

Those brave Pussy Rioters demonstrated in ~ Russia. Bravo! (Note: President destroys them)
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Amnesty International

Tanzania hunt for top ivory-sniffing dog

(BBC)
The wall begins

Asking about ivory sniffer dog ~ verifying odor of tusks in a bag
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: USFWS Mountain-Prairie

Friday, July 20, 2018

Dr Bumbum: Brazil plastic surgeon arrested in Rio after patient's death

(BBC)
San Diego Facial Plastic Surgeon Dr. Amir Karam

The plastic surgeon Doctor Denis Furtado = Doc runs after patient dies. Gosh, could rot
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: James Mutter

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Trump rips Fed for rate hikes

(CNN)
Times Square, NYC last night

Trump rips Fed for rate hikes = Terms irk dope tariff-pusher
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Andrew Dallos

Deadly Superbug Yeast

(Wired)
Superbugs!

Deadly Superbug Yeast = Red, yeasty plague buds
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: nikkijw

"Sort of a double negative": Trump says he didn't mean to deny Russian election meddling

(Quartz)
The Pretend President

"I didn't mean to say that" said POTUS to Putin = A nasty man's outpointed that stupid idiot
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alan

Disney outbids Comcast

(CNN)
Disney Store Manchester

Disney outbids Comcast = My, it cost! Bad*ss coin due
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: David Masters

Trump's diagnosis for critics: 'Trump Derangement Syndrome'

(The New Zealand Herald)
Baby Blimp Trump on Air Force One

"Trump Derangement Syndrome" = Grumpy demented man errs not
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: TJ Hawk

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

We just watched a US president acting on behalf of a hostile power

(Washington Post)
betrayal1 Putin Puppet Trump

Trump/Putin Helsinki Summit = Piss/Tinkle Unit mum. Triumph!
Anagram: Erin Neathery
Image: FolsomNatural

Monday, July 16, 2018

Elon Musk calls British diver who helped rescue Thai schoolboys 'pedo guy' in Twitter outburst

(The Independent)
2016-elon-musk-head

Entrepreneur Elon Musk calls British cave diver Vern Unsworth a 'pedo' = A shrewd driven US technocrat repents vile unproven libelous remark
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mohammed Abdelzak

Sunday, July 15, 2018

Wimbledon 2018: Kevin Anderson beats John Isner in record-breaking semi-final

(BBC)
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The most protracted semifinal contest was played at this year's tournament of Wimbledon = Sad Mr Isner competed with Anderson, lost the monumental battle. It was a stoic type of fray
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Saturday, July 14, 2018

100 Women: "I was a World Cup honey shot"

(BBC)
PREMIERE BRIDGET JONES BABY -MADRID- (Por @NataliaRfoto)

Those honey shots = She's not shy too, eh? = Hey, she's not so hot
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: YourWay Magazine

OAP cuts his fingernails for the first time in 66 YEARS and donates his record-breaking 77 inch talons to a local museum

(The Sun)
Man who’s been growing his fingernails since 1952 has finally cut them

The longest fingernails in the world = Elder hews frightening talons to nil = Hell! Weirdo's ten frightening talons = Elder's ten frightening talons, I howl = Or he's willed ten frightening talons
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: John Ellrod

Scarlett Johansson quits trans role after LGBT backlash

(BBC)
Scarlett Johansson

Those trans acting roles = O, Scarlett, she's ignorant
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Rogelio A. Galaviz C.

Friday, July 13, 2018

Pictures of US First Lady in Brussels prompt fresh "body double" rumours

(The New Zealand Herald)
Melania = Am alien

Fake Melania = A female akin
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Theresa May's awful awful red dress

(The Sun)
President Trump & the First Lady's Trip to Europe

Theresa May's awful dress = US saw leader's hefty arms
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: The White House

Thursday, July 12, 2018

Charges against Stormy dismissed

(The New York Times)
Stormy Daniels Day - May 23, 2018 (Set #2)

Charges against Stormy dismissed = Sham action, system rigged, sirs. Sad.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: WehoCity

Kylie Jenner: How the reality teen founded a cosmetics empire

(BBC)
Kylie Jenner

Kylie Cosmetics℠ = See my slick sitcom
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Mozart

Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Associated Press World News Rescue Mission Saves All 12 Boys and Soccer Coach From Thai Cave

(Snopes.com)
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The Wild Boars team is rescued from cave = Divers focus, embrace more wet Thai lads.
Anagram: Rosie Perera

Monday, July 9, 2018

Blood Moon 2018: Lunar eclipse means 'END OF WORLD is near' warns Christian pastor

(The Daily Express)

Lunar eclipse means the 'end of world is near' = Preacher in news: Deadliest full moon nears
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Semi-finalists of FIFA World Cup 2018

(Wion)
2018 FIFA World Cup

The International Football World Cup Semi-finalists in Russia include:
1. France
2. Belgium
3. England
4. Croatia
= All dining on:
1. Grenouilles
2. Waffles
3. Pints of Oriental tea 'n biscuit crumbs
4. Dalmatian charcuterie and oil
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: IIP Photo Archive

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Four Thai Boys are saved

(Reuters)
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Four Thai Boys are saved ~ aforesaid youths brave
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Belgium Advances to W.C. Semi-finals

(USA Today)
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Belgium Advances to W.C. Semi-finals = Side's win magic! Club fans love team
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Miguel Discart

Saturday, July 7, 2018

Cave expert: Why it's so hard to get the kids in Thailand out of the cave

(CNN)
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Cave expert: Why it's so hard to get the kids in Thailand out of the cave = Hitches to halt evacuation: depth of water, diver's death, oxygen kits.
Anagram: Dharam

President Trump, Melania to meet Queen Elizabeth II at Windsor Castle during UK visit

(USA Today)
Mrs May - appeasement doesn't work with tyrants.  Demonstrator at the anti-trump protest in central London.

POTUS is to meet the Queen = He puts on some etiquette
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Alisdare Hickson

Friday, July 6, 2018

Tokyo Sarin attack: Aum Shinrikyo cult leaders executed

(BBC)
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The Aum Shinrikyo doomsday cult leader in Tokyo's sarin gas attack has been hanged = Oho, I sigh today, Shoko Asahara's nutty sect killed many and sickened a great number
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Hangry: a stupid, made-up word for being hungry and angry at the same time?

(The Guardian)
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Hangry: a stupid, made-up word for being hungry and angry at the same time? = A brain part gets grumpy and you may hit or damage things when underfed
Anagram: Dharam

Japan executes sarin gas attack cult leader Shoko Asahara and six members

(The Guardian)
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The sarin gas attack cult leader = Cruel attacker is hanged at last
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Angela Ponce Is The First Trans Woman To Compete In The Global Miss Universe Pageant

(Huffington Post)
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Trans woman Angela Ponce = Parents: once man a gal now
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Thursday, July 5, 2018

How 'Jurassic Park' technology could bring back extinct Tasmanian tiger

(Yahoo!)
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The Tasmanian Tiger could come back from extinction = Foremost in luck might create exact DNA combination
Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Biodiversity Heritage Library

Neymar's embarrassing play-acting overshadows superb Brazil victory over Mexico

(The Daily Telegraph)
Neymar - Street Art

Neymar da Silva Santos Junior isn't Pele = Loves inept sensational injury dramas
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thibault Houspic

Our ancient dogs are extinct

(Gizmodo)
Hi!

Our ancient dogs are extinct ~ (I got turned into a sex cancer!)
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Mike Gifford

Rare southern right whale spotted in Wellington Harbour

(The New Zealand Herald)
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Big indolent southern right whale ~ sighted in the Wellington harbour
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: robdownunder

GOP House candidate went on neo-Nazi podcast to promote Holocaust denial

(Think Progress)
Yom HaShoah Holocaust Remembrance Day Commemoration - April 12, 2018

GOP congressional candidate John Fitzgerald = God help, cold gangster or fanatic joined Nazis!
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas
Image: WehoCity

Monday, July 2, 2018

Thailand cave rescue: How can rescuers free the boys?

(BBC)
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Thailand cave rescue ~ as children evacuate
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Police Dash Cam Shows the Moment Tornado Struck the City of Eureka

(Yahoo!)

Tornado Struck the City of Eureka = Nature set for touch, ready to kick
Anagram: Pinchas Aronas

Australian supermarkets work to prevent 'bag rage' as plastics ban takes effect

(The Daily Telegraph)
Dump Trench

"Bag rage" = Garbage
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Travis

Model Marisa Papen sparks fury posing NAKED in front of Jerusalem's Wailing Wall a year after being jailed for nude Egyptian temple photoshoot

(The Sun)
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Marisa Papen, the model from Belgium, strips naked
=
I'd bet smug tramp risked a melanoma of her nipples
=
Mmm - to leer at images of her nipples and dark pubis
Anagram: Julian Lofts