'Bigfoot erotica' row turns Virginia congressional race ugly

(BBC)

Bigot of ~ Bigfoot

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Goodfellas actress Illeana Douglas among six women to accuse CBS boss Les Moonves of sexual misconduct

(The Sun)

Les Moonves of CBS = Confess move, slob!

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Ivanka Trump is closing down her fashion business to focus on her White House role

(NBC News)

The Ivanka Trump fashion business closes = O, she's vain, selects fatuous brinkmanship

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The UK's Brexit crisis, explained in 500 words

(Vox)

Theresa May desires soft Brexit option = Boris to PM: "I see red. I fear that's not sexy."

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Dan Coats and Rod Rosenstein Defy Trump

(The New Yorker)

The US Director of National Intelligence Mister Dan Coats says ~ "Yes, as I'm accusing traitor of treason, then I'd settle Don in a cell."

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"Malignant narcissist": Why Donald Trump will never really change

(News.com.au)

Trump is a "malignant narcissist" = Mr Putin's a smiling satanic tsar

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European rights court condemns Russia over Pussy Riot

(Al Jazeera)

Those brave Pussy Rioters demonstrated in ~ Russia. Bravo! (Note: President destroys them)

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Tanzania hunt for top ivory-sniffing dog

(BBC)

Asking about ivory sniffer dog ~ verifying odor of tusks in a bag

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Dr Bumbum: Brazil plastic surgeon arrested in Rio after patient's death

(BBC)

The plastic surgeon Doctor Denis Furtado = Doc runs after patient dies. Gosh, could rot

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Trump rips Fed for rate hikes

(CNN)

Trump rips Fed for rate hikes = Terms irk dope tariff-pusher

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Deadly Superbug Yeast

(Wired)

Deadly Superbug Yeast = Red, yeasty plague buds

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"Sort of a double negative": Trump says he didn't mean to deny Russian election meddling

(Quartz)

"I didn't mean to say that" said POTUS to Putin = A nasty man's outpointed that stupid idiot

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Disney outbids Comcast

(CNN)

Disney outbids Comcast = My, it cost! Bad*ss coin due

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Trump's diagnosis for critics: 'Trump Derangement Syndrome'

(The New Zealand Herald)

"Trump Derangement Syndrome" = Grumpy demented man errs not

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We just watched a US president acting on behalf of a hostile power

(Washington Post)

Trump/Putin Helsinki Summit = Piss/Tinkle Unit mum. Triumph!

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Elon Musk calls British diver who helped rescue Thai schoolboys 'pedo guy' in Twitter outburst

(The Independent)

Entrepreneur Elon Musk calls British cave diver Vern Unsworth a 'pedo' = A shrewd driven US technocrat repents vile unproven libelous remark

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Wimbledon 2018: Kevin Anderson beats John Isner in record-breaking semi-final

(BBC)
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The most protracted semifinal contest was played at this year's tournament of Wimbledon = Sad Mr Isner competed with Anderson, lost the monumental battle. It was a stoic type of fray

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100 Women: "I was a World Cup honey shot"

(BBC)

Those honey shots = She's not shy too, eh? = Hey, she's not so hot

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OAP cuts his fingernails for the first time in 66 YEARS and donates his record-breaking 77 inch talons to a local museum

(The Sun)

The longest fingernails in the world = Elder hews frightening talons to nil = Hell! Weirdo's ten frightening talons = Elder's ten frightening talons, I howl = Or he's willed ten frightening talons

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Scarlett Johansson quits trans role after LGBT backlash

(BBC)

Those trans acting roles = O, Scarlett, she's ignorant

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Pictures of US First Lady in Brussels prompt fresh "body double" rumours

(The New Zealand Herald)

This new Melania double is weak sauce. #wheresmelania pic.twitter.com/yAsbR7CuQJ

— Johnny Killoran (@metroville) July 10, 2018

Melania = Am alien

Fake Melania = A female akin

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Theresa May's awful awful red dress

(The Sun)

Theresa May's awful dress = US saw leader's hefty arms

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Charges against Stormy dismissed

(The New York Times)

Charges against Stormy dismissed = Sham action, system rigged, sirs. Sad.

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Kylie Jenner: How the reality teen founded a cosmetics empire

(BBC)

Kylie Cosmetics℠ = See my slick sitcom

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Associated Press World News Rescue Mission Saves All 12 Boys and Soccer Coach From Thai Cave

(Snopes.com)
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The Wild Boars team is rescued from cave = Divers focus, embrace more wet Thai lads.

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Blood Moon 2018: Lunar eclipse means 'END OF WORLD is near' warns Christian pastor

(The Daily Express)

Lunar eclipse means the 'end of world is near' = Preacher in news: Deadliest full moon nears

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Semi-finalists of FIFA World Cup 2018

(Wion)

The International Football World Cup Semi-finalists in Russia include: 1. France 2. Belgium 3. England 4. Croatia

=

All dining on: 1. Grenouilles 2. Waffles 3. Pints of Oriental tea 'n biscuit crumbs 4. Dalmatian charcuterie and oil

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Four Thai Boys are saved

(Reuters)
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Four Thai Boys are saved ~ aforesaid youths brave

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Belgium Advances to W.C. Semi-finals

(USA Today)

Belgium Advances to W.C. Semi-finals = Side's win magic! Club fans love team

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Cave expert: Why it's so hard to get the kids in Thailand out of the cave

(CNN)
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Cave expert: Why it's so hard to get the kids in Thailand out of the cave = Hitches to halt evacuation: depth of water, diver's death, oxygen kits.

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President Trump, Melania to meet Queen Elizabeth II at Windsor Castle during UK visit

(USA Today)

POTUS is to meet the Queen = He puts on some etiquette

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Tokyo Sarin attack: Aum Shinrikyo cult leaders executed

(BBC)
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The Aum Shinrikyo doomsday cult leader in Tokyo's sarin gas attack has been hanged = Oho, I sigh today, Shoko Asahara's nutty sect killed many and sickened a great number

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Hangry: a stupid, made-up word for being hungry and angry at the same time?

(The Guardian)
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Hangry: a stupid, made-up word for being hungry and angry at the same time? = A brain part gets grumpy and you may hit or damage things when underfed

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Japan executes sarin gas attack cult leader Shoko Asahara and six members

(The Guardian)
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The sarin gas attack cult leader = Cruel attacker is hanged at last

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Angela Ponce Is The First Trans Woman To Compete In The Global Miss Universe Pageant

(Huffington Post)
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Trans woman Angela Ponce = Parents: once man a gal now

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How 'Jurassic Park' technology could bring back extinct Tasmanian tiger

(Yahoo!)

The Tasmanian Tiger could come back from extinction = Foremost in luck might create exact DNA combination

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Neymar's embarrassing play-acting overshadows superb Brazil victory over Mexico

(The Daily Telegraph)

Neymar da Silva Santos Junior isn't Pele = Loves inept sensational injury dramas

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Our ancient dogs are extinct

(Gizmodo)

Our ancient dogs are extinct ~ (I got turned into a sex cancer!)

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Rare southern right whale spotted in Wellington Harbour

(The New Zealand Herald)

Big indolent southern right whale ~ sighted in the Wellington harbour

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GOP House candidate went on neo-Nazi podcast to promote Holocaust denial

(Think Progress)

GOP congressional candidate John Fitzgerald = God help, cold gangster or fanatic joined Nazis!

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Thailand cave rescue: How can rescuers free the boys?

(BBC)
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Thailand cave rescue ~ as children evacuate

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Police Dash Cam Shows the Moment Tornado Struck the City of Eureka

(Yahoo!)

Tornado Struck the City of Eureka = Nature set for touch, ready to kick

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Australian supermarkets work to prevent 'bag rage' as plastics ban takes effect

(The Daily Telegraph)

"Bag rage" = Garbage

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Model Marisa Papen sparks fury posing NAKED in front of Jerusalem's Wailing Wall a year after being jailed for nude Egyptian temple photoshoot

(The Sun)
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Marisa Papen, the model from Belgium, strips naked
=
I'd bet smug tramp risked a melanoma of her nipples
=
Mmm - to leer at images of her nipples and dark pubis

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