SpaceIL's Beresheet Moon Lander

(Space.com)

SpaceIL's Beresheet Moon Lander
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Behold! Israel enters space. Omen?

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Image: Michael Leahcim Follow

Sen. Tom Udall won't run for re-election in New Mexico

(UPI)

Sen. Tom Udall won't run for re-election in New Mexico
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Current one exits; new one from a mold will continue.

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Image: Center for American Progress

British band Her's dies in fiery car crash during US tour: 'The world is a cruel place'

(Yahoo!)

The indie duo band Her’s
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Hear? End! Both died in US!

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Image: Wikimedia

Theresa May’s Brexit Deal Is Rejected by UK Parliament

(The New York Times)

Theresa May’s Brexit deal is rejected by Parliament
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American experts may jeer at the debate: "Silly birds!"

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Image: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916

Michael Avenatti arrested on extortion, embezzlement charges

(UPI)

Michael Avenatti's extortion, embezzlement charges
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Rationalize the brazen tax scheme, get vile comments!

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Image: Roy Blumenthal

Mueller Report Summary: No Collusion, No Exoneration

(Yahoo! News)

Mueller Report Summary: No Collusion, No Exoneration
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No Summons (eye roll); return to a more unipolar lexicon.

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Image: Miki Jourdan

A Damaged Soul and a Disordered Personality

(The Atlantic)

A Damaged Soul and a Disordered Personality
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Trump: Old, orange, and diseased. Adios, already!

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Image: Rob Larsen

Trump Did Not Conspire with Russians in Election but Is Not Fully Exonerated

(Yahoo!)

Trump Did Not Conspire with Russians in Election
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Liar! Putin (Moscow) is his independent instructor

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Image: H. Michael Karshis

Mueller ends Russia-Trump probe, delivers report

(Canoe)

Rebellious Trump has sneered
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Mueller ends the Russia probe

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Image: Jeff Gates

Country Singer Justin Carter Dead After Accidentally Shooting Himself on the Set of His Music Video

(MSN)

The death of country singer Justin Carter
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Gets hurt, shot in fact - injury to end career

Anagram: Chris Sturdy

Mouse proud: Rodent seen tidying up tools in garden shed in South Gloucestershire

(Sky News)

One untidy electrician, Stephen Mckears from Severn Beach in South Gloucestershire
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Shed user is in for rather nice shock; there on CCTV, mouse may be seen cleaning up litter!

Anagram: Chris Sturdy

'Never felt more ASHAMED to be a Tory' - Dominic Grieve attacks Theresa May

(The Daily Express)

Never felt more ASHAMED to be a Tory
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Noted. Theresa May forever to blame

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Salzburg Global Seminar

See the first supermoon on the spring equinox in 19 years

(National Geographic)

“Super worm moon” lights up the vernal equinox
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Experts: "Novel, primal, unique...though no worms"

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Image: Twelvizm

Humpback whale found dead in Amazon jungle baffles scientists

(The New Zealand Herald)

This dead whale is discovered in the Amazon jungle. Is it termed a lie?
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The headline’s clever! Just amazing! So how indeed did it materialise?

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Selma Blair opens up about MS: 'People with disabilities are invisible'

(BBC)

The actress Selma Blair Beitner has ~ MS - alters her balance, she tires a bit

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Italy to BLOCK Brexit delay: Salvini plans eurosceptic favour to Farage

(The Daily Express)

Matteo Salvini
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Salvation time

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Pietro Piupparco

How Cardinal George Pell Became the Highest-Ranking Catholic Official to Be Convicted of Child Abuse

(Rolling Stone)

Cardinal George Pell ~ recalled ogling, rape

Anagram: George Missailidis

Emotional support pit bull 'mauled girl at Portland airport'

(BBC)

How emotional support pit bull is enraged
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One deplores a mutt who bit upon a girl’s lip

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Sports cars keep getting stuck in the sand on Outer Banks beaches

(The Virginian-Pilot)

Sports cars keep getting stuck in the sand on Outer Banks beaches
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Stupid teens or benign parents sunk hatchbacks, to seek escargot.

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Image: Linda

Australian man Brenton Tarrant named as Christchurch gunman as four taken into custody

(The West Australian)

Australian shooter Brenton Tarrant is ~ Satan. Abhorrent irrational nutter. SOS!

Anagram: Julian Lofts

A Thorough Guide to the College Cheating Scandal

(The Cut)

A Thorough Guide to the College Cheating Scandal
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Hell, coach, I graduate H.S. an ought get into coledge.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Noodle chopping robot saves restaurant owner thousands of dollars

Noodle chopping robot saves restaurant owner thousands of dollars
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Can toss bushels of long-loved narrow pasta into a pot, on rushed order.

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Dog helps out with laundry

(ABC News)

Dog helps out with laundry
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A proud hound slightly wet

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Corri

Whoopi Goldberg: 'I came close to leaving the Earth'

(CNN)

Whoopi Goldberg: 'I came close to leaving the Earth'
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Almost given a big core role with 'The Good Place', eh?

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Image: John Mathew Smith

Fed up Paris locals look to BAN Instagrammers who flood their cobbled street to take 'perfect' social media photos

(Daily Mail)

Locals are getting 'perfect' social media photos
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'Floods the street', gets an image or pic? I call a cop!

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Yelp

Experts Think This ‘Nude Mona Lisa’ Could Have Been Drawn by Leonardo da Vinci

(Smithsonian)

Experts Think This 'Nude Mona Lisa' Could Have Been Drawn by Leonardo da Vinci
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She's reexamined and involved a born 'southpaw', and certainly could be, I think

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Image: Wikimedia

Luke Perry dead: Beverly Hills 90210 actor dies aged 52 after massive stroke

(News.com.au)

The actor Luke Perry has died in USA
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Pure incredulity as he had a stroke

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Gage Skidmore

The House just voted to terminate Trump's national emergency declaration

(Business Insider)

The House just voted to terminate Trump's national emergency declaration
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Voters reject his emotional tantrum and say "Enough!" to ultimate precedent

Anagram: Dharam
Image: Charles Edward Miller

NASA names facility after "Hidden Figure" Katherine Johnson

(ABC News)

NASA names facility after "Hidden Figure" Katherine Johnson
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Definite action! NASA judges her, thanks Afr.-Am. flyin' heroine

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: NASA

Man Saves His Dog From A Mountain Lion In His Underwear

(INSERT_NEWSPAPER_NAME)

Man saves his dog from a mountain lion in his underwear
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An invasion in man's undies is harmful, or a dog wore them?

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Chubby Rat Stuck In Sewer Cover Didn't Think Anyone Would Stop To Help Him

(The Dodo)

Plump rat gets stuck in drain
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Panicking Trump startled us

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michael Sehr/Berufstierrettung Rhein-Neckar/dpa

Nudists plan roller-coaster world record attempt

UPI)

British nudist group plans to attempt world record for most naked roller-coaster riders
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'Mirror' alert: Well-proportioned studs risk bad discomfort on rattletrap's rough descent!

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‘WHY SHOULDN’T I LIKE HIM?’ Donald Trump hails his ‘great relationship’ with Kim Jong-un and reveals they BOTH walked away from North Korean nuke summit

(The Sun)

Trump desires Kim
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Summit risked rep
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Um, risk distemper

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: FolsomNatural

Police suspicion over Scot's 'drowning' in California

(BBC)

Monastery Beach
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Ahem, Scot nearby

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Joseph Thornton

Donald Trump's epically bad week

(CNN)

The USA President preceded by Obama ~ is Trump. (He's beyond a deadbeat creep!)

Anagram: George Missailidis
Image: Steve Baker

Meghan Markle baby … 'gender fluid' baby story

(The Daily Express)

'Gender fluid' baby story
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'Royal trend' guys fibbed

Anagram: Robert Jordan

Trump says he was impressed by one thing in Cohen hearing

(CNN)

Trump: "Cohen 'lied a lot' during congressional hearing.
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I shrugged, then agreed on criminal part: 'No collusion'."

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Image: Loco Steve

Cardinal George Pell spending his first night in jail for sexually abusing choirboys

(Stuff.co.nz)

Cardinal George Pell hides
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Aged groper is held in a cell

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Image: Wikimedia