Kamala Harris says Donald Trump has 'failed to protect the American people'

(SBS News)
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"Donald Trump has failed at the most basic and important job of a president of the United States: He failed to protect the American people, plain and simple” said Senator Kamala Harris
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Democrats just hate the baboon’s irrational mind. Thousands of afraid people died in the fatal pandemic. Folk, it appears he perpetrated a mammoth pestilential scandal. It’s treason!

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Melbourne's water supply contaminated after deadly storms

(The New Daily)

The Melbourne water supply is contaminated after deadly storms
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End of pretty mild Australian weather tends to cause my problems

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Full Transcript: Mike Pence’s RNC Speech

(The New York Times)

"The heroes who held this fort took their stand for life, liberty, freedom and the American flag. And those ideals have defined our nation," Vice President Mike Pence said wordily
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Hey, I’d tell him retarded Donald Trump is a detested lawbreaker, an offender, who has chronically misgoverned. The antithesis of the definition of a hero - i.e. President of Vice, OK!

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Biden, Harris Criticize Trump Response to Unrest, Pandemic

(The New York Times)

1: Donald John Trump 2: Michael Richard Pence 3: Joseph Robinette Biden 4: Kamala Devi Harris

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1: Head pain in the neck! 2: Drab jobholder 3: Presidential virtue led 4: Major Champion charms!

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Republicans nominate Trump for re-election on first day of convention

(The Guardian)

Republicans nominate Trump for re-election on first day of convention
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Nepotist! Con-fiend! Cretin! Villain! Four more years on of Trump *CANNOT BE*!

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New Zealand mosque shooting: 'Wicked and inhuman' Brenton Tarrant sentenced to life without parole

(Yahoo!)

'Wicked and inhuman' Brenton Tarrant sentenced to life without parole
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To us: another antipathetic fellow, an indecent bandit, known murderer

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Melania Trump Uses Republican Convention To Praise 'Honest' Husband Despite Four Years Of Lies

(Huff Post)

Melania polishes turds
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Alas she lionised Trump

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Lincoln Project announces coalition of Republican women against Trump

(The Hill)

It is time to bring humanity, empathy, leadership, dignity, and respect back to the White House
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Yet, the thing with Trump: his ideas that may be brought can decimate serendipity like poison

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Bernie Sanders tells Democratic convention: 'Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfs'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Bernie Sanders tells the Democratic convention: 'Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfs'
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Vote well, elect Mr Biden, banishing Mr T to prison for life. Donald must heed, concede, surrender.

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Melania Trump and Donald have 'increased PDAs' to show themselves as a 'power couple'

(The Express)

The First Lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump
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"Hell! A fact! I'm married to the nastiest fat rude infamous type!"

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Melania Trump body language shows she did not 'embrace' role as First Lady

(The Daily Express)

First Lady of the United States of America, Melania Trump
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The rudest type of man I am married to affects it all in USA

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Lori Loughlin, US actress, jailed over college admissions scandal

(BBC)
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The American actress Lori Loughlin‘s ~ hating her colossal crime - it’s unreal

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A big sign Trump is a weak candidate

(CNN)

Amid what is yet a rather big ongoing controversy
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Is the debating going to carry over into harm's way?

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Biden blasts Trump for 'abhorrent' birther rhetoric on Harris

(EasternEye)

Biden blasts Trump for 'abhorrent' birther rhetoric on Harris
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Abhorrent crumb's abhorrent piss or abhorrent filthier dirt!

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Obama slams Trump, praises Biden

(Yahoo!)

Obama censures Trump, praises Joe Biden
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Bejeesus! A sane man directs opprobrium

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Steve Bannon indicted in scheme to defraud donors to campaign pledging to build border wall

(CBS News)

Steve Bannon, former White House Chief Strategist
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The news is about arrest on thieving scheme effort.

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Trump Declares War on Showerheads

(Popular Mechanics)

Trump Declares War on Showerheads
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normal wash procedure sheds water

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Biden selects Kamala Harris as vice presidential pick, thrilling Texas Democrats

(Dallas News)

Biden selects Harris
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She’s incredible! Star!

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Presidential job approval: Trump’s re-election prospects look bleak

(Brookings)

Forty-fifth and incumbent president of the United States of America
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Ratty fathead Trump. In sense, Biden can oust the fetid nit from office!

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Trump Wants to Mine the Grand Canyon

(Popular Mechanics)

Trump Wants to Mine the Grand Canyon
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men, Pigman can't try that on US wonder

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Dawn Butler police car stop: Met Police issue statement defending officers after backlash

(The Daily Express)

Dawn Butler police car stop
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Two tarred cops inculpable

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Disloyal: A Memoir: The True Story of the Former Personal Attorney to President Donald J. Trump

The disgraced ex US attorney, Michael Cohen, publishes ‘Disloyal: A Memoir’
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Oh, theory is Trump’s a heinous sex addict, a greedy chameleonic slimeball!

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Here's why Joe Biden chose Kamala Harris as his VP

(CNN)

Senator Joseph Robinette Biden & Senator Kamala Devi Harris
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Voters thank a President to be & a major ideal heroine's brains!

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Queen vows to END rift: Meghan and Harry book sparks determined reaction from monarch

(The Daily Express)

Queen vows to end rift ~ even of two quit nerds

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Sarah Palin offers advice and congratulations to Kamala Harris

(MSN)

Sarah Palin offers advice to Kamala Harris
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Airhead from afar, as also-ran: "Have lipstick!"

Sarah Palin offers advice and congratulations to Kamala Harris
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Parental Alaskan fan: "Strength is crucial! Do avoid aromas of hair."

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Trump, a small mind

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." -Eleanor Roosevelt
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Issue is, even smaller minds CAN'T discuss! Severe gross specimens as vile diseased old goat, Donald Trump!

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Donald Trump escorted from briefing room after person shot outside White House

(ABC News)

Donald Trump escorted from briefing room after person shot outside White House
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Profuse reporters go confront him about it, showed he'd inform us: "Do I seem rattled?"

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Met Office weather warning: FOUR days of lightning storms to smash Britain

(The Daily Express)

Met Office weather warning: FOUR days of lightning storms to smash Britain
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Forecasting a flaming hot Great British summer is shown off to a wintry end

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Trump on Mt Rushmore

Lakota activist Russell Means said: "Imagine going to the holy land in Israel, whether you're a Christian or a Jew or a Muslim, and start carving up the mountain of Zion. It's an insult to our entire being. It's bad enough getting four white faces carved in up there, the shrine of hypocrisy."
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That heroic Native American war veteran, Oglala Chief Crazy Horse, is being sculpted on Thunderhead Mountain. Yet why is it I hate this shitty jealous vainglorious SOB Trump wanting his irritating lifelike orange face on Mount Rushmore alongside four outstanding presidents?

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'No excuse for children not to be in school' Boris issues Coronavirus ultimatum to parents

(The Daily Express)

'No excuse for children not to be in school' Boris issues Coronavirus ultimatum to parents
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Exceptions: missed bus or much rain, or tutor's on vacation; illness, E. coli or bout of the runs

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Why Donald Trump failed his TV interviews

(The Guardian)

The US President Trump is seriously that bad
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The disaster's input abolished my pure trust!

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Duke ‘very worried man’ as Maxwell trial looms

(The Daily Express)

I am Andrew or ~ a worried man

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Actor Sean Penn marries girlfriend Leila George

(The New Zealand Herald)
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US actor Sean Penn marries girlfriend Leila George
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Girls prefer an old man, a generous senile geriatric

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South China Sea: Beijing mobilises invasion craft along coast as Taiwan tensions escalate

(The New Zealand Herald)
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War in South China Sea
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China - “Taiwan’s ours, eh!”

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'Nobody likes me,' Trump complains, as even his allies fade

(CNN)

'Nobody likes me,' Trump complains, as even his allies fade
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More chaos! Lame bum and apelike sod snivels in self-pity!

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Chinese police now have AI helmets for temperature screening

(South China Morning Post)

The Chinese police now have smart AI-styled headgear
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Aha, these help me with screening areas to delay Covid

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'It was only done to make me look bad': Trump denounces border wall section funded by supporters

(USA Today)

"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
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What wall-exhibitionist, liar Donald Trump, crowed long ago! A harmful, dreary, eviler, boast-murky wallower.

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Woman. Man. Camera. TV

(MSNBC)

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
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Om ... now caveman Pres. mantra
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craven tapeworm man moans

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Father dies rescuing his children from sea on Welsh coast

(MSN)

Father dies rescuing his children from sea on Welsh coast
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Tragic case cost hero life. Rushes in and he himself drowns.

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Kate and William stunned as pensioner swears at royal couple 'You did a s****y job!'

(The Daily Express)
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You did a shitty job!
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Joy! A biddy hits out

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‘Thighland’ Trends After Trump’s Latest Mispronunciation Gaffe

(The New Zealand Herald)

Mispronounciates
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‘Cos Trump is inane

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You swine! German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop

(The Guardian)

German nudist chases wild boar that stole laptop
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Gals clap, as it led Mr. Sun Bather past into the wood

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Trump on Covid death toll: 'It is what it is'

(CNN)

Trump on Covid death toll: 'It is what it is'
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Man holds post with vitriolic attitude!

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