R Kelly sentenced to 30 years in prison - as survivors confront him over 'despicable' abuse

(Sky News)

R Kelly sentenced to thirty years in prison - as survivors confront him over 'despicable' abuse
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Ten victims’ response - found this risky controller barbarous and say he is very violent creep

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Ghislaine Maxwell sentence – Jeffrey Epstein’s madam jailed for 20 years for grooming girls

(The Sun)

Maxwell said: "I believe that Jeffrey Epstein was a manipulative, cunning and controlling man who lived a profoundly compartmentalised life and fooled all of those in his orbit."
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Hell, if my toxic father Robert was a malevolent villain in denial, defrauding a major pension fund of millions, was he a spy, if not a double agent? People still wanted him convicted

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Image: Ruperto Miller

San Antonio: what we know about the trailer truck deaths

(The Guardian)
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San Antonio: what we know about the US trailer truck deaths
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Truth’s a nut locked us in - no air/water, now that heat bakes - ow!

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US Supreme Court ruling on Roe v Wade abortion law sparks anguish and joy

(The New Zealand Herald)

US Supreme Court ruling on Roe v Wade abortion law sparks anguish
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Pen apologia - a ruinous backward rule overturns US women’s rights

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US Rep. Mary Miller’s ‘white life’ comment is latest controversy in her short two years in Congress

(Chicago Tribune)

"Victory for white life"
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Filthy core view for it.

"Hitler was right on one thing. He said, 'whoever has the youth has the future'."
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I'd have thought that she entirely hates the heinous Fuhrer. Oh, was I wrong...

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Gabrielle Union Proves That the Miniskirt Trend Is Here to Stay

(Bazaar)

The miniskirt trend is here to stay
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Short dress - hit! Make eternity in it!

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Capitol riot hearing: Trump election challenge 'a murder-suicide pact'

(BBC)

His letter was “a murder-suicide pact” = Trump was/is a cad - he cried “Utter lies!”

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Arati Prabhakar to lead Biden's science office

(Science)

Arati Prabhakar to lead Biden's science office
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Aforesaid brain chick capable, often steadier

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Brad Pitt is contemplating the end of his movie career

(AV Club)

Brad Pitt is contemplating the end of his movie career ~ after deleting him in inept cadaveric mobster photos

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France rules against burkini swimwear for religious reasons

(Yahoo!)

France rules against the burkini swimwear for religious reasons
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Our rules: If Koran's origin, we refuse. Arab girls can't swim in the sea!

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Mike Pence says no president in his lifetime has lied as often as Joe Biden. Um...

(MSN)
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Mike Pence claimed that he had "never" seen a president lie as much as Joe Biden
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The "ethical" man (he came in benevolence) is, indeed, as jaded as his keeper Trump.

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Gustavo Petro: The ex-guerrilla who could become Colombia’s next president

(El Pais)

Prisoner’s claimed to be ~ er, Colombia’s President

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Donald Trump criticises Mike Pence's actions on January 6, 2021, says he lacked 'courage'

(Newshub)

"Let's be clear, this is not a congressional investigation, this horrible situation that's wasting everyone's time. This is a theatrical production of partisan political fiction. That's getting these terrible, terrible ratings and they're going crazy," Trump said
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“I confess, I’m this vile traitor, egotist, an aggressive strategist, the latent antiChrist, I organized the Capitol riot with the Proud Boys against Biden, Harris, stern Nancy Pelosi, AOC - that traitorous little intransigent SOB Michael Pence failing us terribly”

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Cactus bee mating ball

(PetaPixel)

Cactus bee mating ball
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Bumble act escalating

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‘I am Good’: US President Biden Takes a Tumble Riding Bike, White House Says He’s ‘Unhurt’

(News18)

‘I am Good’: US President Biden Takes a Tumble Riding Bike, White House Says He’s ‘Unhurt’
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‘I AM BUSTED!’: Kaiser Trump knows he urged on sedition, he is unabashed - I bet he’s guilty

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'Democracy is on a knife’s' edge: J. Luttig

(The Independent)

'Democracy is on a knife’s' edge: J. Luttig
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Judge: 'Egos, anti-democracy ilk infest'

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Image: Spencer Means

Twitter Called Elon Musk’s Bluff About Bots. It Could Backfire

(Forbes)

CEO Elon Musk's deal to buy Twitter
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"Let me see bot-count study, or I walk!"

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Image: Ministério Das Comunicações

Why did Lord Geidt resign?

(MSN)

Christopher Edward Wollaston MacKenzie Geidt
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PM, who disregarded law (Note - not like Ethics Czar)

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Image: UK Parliament / Wikimedia

Suspeito "Pelado" confessa ter matado Bruno Pereira e Dom Phillips

(exame.)

Suspeito "Pelado" confessa ter matado Bruno Pereira e Dom Phillips
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Post headline as biopirates locate, murder, dispose of popular men

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Mudslides close Yellowstone

(The Guardian)

Mudslides close Yellowstone
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Suddenly lets owls, mice loose

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Justin Bieber cancels shows after half of face left paralysed by virus

(The Guardian)

Justin Bieber cancels shows after half of face left paralysed by virus
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This was true - Bell’s palsy affects raffish juvenile baby-faced crooner

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Image: Stephen Eckert

Is house dust mostly dead skin?

(LiveScience)

Is house dust mostly dead skin?
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Husk died, lost a mess… so untidy!

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Image: Gabriel Trujillo

Hot, New Electric Cars That Are Coming Soon

(Yahoo!)

The Chevrolet Equinox EV
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Quote: Oh, rev next vehicle!

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Image: GM/Jun Masuda

Jailed for losing a pregnancy

(The Guardian)

Jailed for losing a pregnancy
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Final jeopardy censoring gal

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Johnny Depp v Amber Heard: Depp's urgent celebrity rehab stunt with the orphaned badger community

(The New Zealand Herald)

It's a desperate move by a desperate man, who's now facing an uphill battle to rebuild his Hollywood career
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Yeah, womanless cinematic failure Depp holds a sooty teetotal vulnerable orphaned British badger - wow!

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God’s Bath Swimmer Found Deceased

(myMotherLode.com)

God’s Bath Swimmer Found Deceased
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Sad show; nut died, member faces God

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Russian man accused of Alexander Litvinenko killing dies of Covid-19

(BBC)

The Russian man accused of Alexander Litvinenko killing dies of Covid
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It is official - karma excels and denounces Kovtun’s hard-line evildoing

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Image: Duncan C

Also see the anagram: Litvinenko inquiry: the key players

Hot air balloon's crash injures three

(NBC News)

Hot air balloon's crash injures three
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Airborne sail course, then harsh jolt

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Image: Michael J. Slezak

5 people dead at Tulsa medical building, in the 233rd mass shooting of 2022

(National Public Radio)

The Warren Clinic mass shooting in Tulsa, Oklahoma
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Last week, a school. This morning, an ICU. Ah...it's *normal*?

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The Ludicrous Beauty of Top Gun: Maverick

(The Atlantic)

The Ludicrous Beauty of Top Gun: Maverick
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Oh, our plucky but deaf vintage Tom Cruise

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Image: Gage Skidmore

The weird reason dolphins drink each other’s pee

(LiveScience)

The weird reason dolphins drink each other’s pee
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Ah, tasters horn in on piddle… decipher ‘kosher’ wee!

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Image: Gregory Smith

Mona Lisa attacked by cake thrower

(New York Post)

Mona Lisa attacked by cake thrower
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Yokel, in boast, cream-whacked at art

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Image: Storm Crypt