Crypto Entrepreneur Eats His $6.2M Banana Art

(AP News)

Crypto Entrepreneur Eats His $6.2M Banana Art
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Piranha boy eats rare putrescent remnant

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Australia voted world’s most desirable country; NZ not far behind

(Stuff.co.nz)

World’s most desirable country
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Not US maestro’s world credibly

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Crypto entrepreneur eats banana artwork bought for $6.2m

(BBC)

A Chinese crypto entrepreneur Justin Sun eats banana artwork bought for $6.2 million
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OK, u just replace banana, tape it - fruit’s reborn & stunningly worth more, herein’s a con

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I ate like Trump for a week. I don’t understand how the man is still alive

(The Daily Telegraph)

I ate like Trump for a week. I don’t understand how the man is still alive
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Impoverished diet would make rats unwell - think on a fatal enteritis

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Mohamed Al Fayed may have raped and abused more than 111 women, say police

(Irish Examiner)

Mohamed Al Fayed, once the wealthy Egyptian owner of the luxury goods store Harrods in select Knightsbridge, London
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Begorrah! Story: One news feed alleged he'd forced hot sex with many young unclad totty in glam shop "Horrids". A token lie?

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R. Giuliani Loses His Lawyers, and His Cool in Court

(The New York Times)

R. Giuliani Loses His Lawyers, and His Cool in Court
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How ironic, sir: a ruinous con illegally hid assets

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Miss Universe runner-up says she was not offended by the CEO calling the winner's blond hair and blue eyes the 'ultimate evolution' for the pageant

(Yahoo!)
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A Miss Universe runner-up says she was not offended by the CEO calling the winner's blond hair and blue eyes the 'ultimate evolution' for the pageant
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Tut, one son of alpha male Trump, fan of blond hair 'n' blue eyes teens, used very unworthy racist line; he worsens Theilvig 'n' Adetshina eugenics debate

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Trump joins Putin, Xi and Modi as the ‘four horsemen’ of global authoritarianism

(RNZ)

1. Trump joins 2. Putin 3. Xi and 4. Modi as the ‘four horsemen’ of global authoritarianism

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1. MAGA Hitler - buffoonish motormouth 2. Tsar - utopia denier 3. ‘Xissolini’ 4. Panjandrum

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Campbell's new soupless name

(AP News)

Campbell's new soupless name ~ 'n' small semblance, we suppose

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UAE arrests Uzbekis for killing Israeli-Moldovan rabbi

(AP News)

UAE arrests 3 Uzbekis for killing Israeli-Moldovan rabbi
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Rivalries break: Dubai grabs some foul anti-Zion killers

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The shots stop flowing in Laos party town amid fears for 12 ‘poisoned’ tourists

(The Daily Telegraph)

The free iced shots of alcohol stop flowing in small Laos party town Vang Vieng amid fears for several tourists 'poisoned' there
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Waiters slaved pouring "no fee" nips of methanol/formalin, fatal for visiting travellers who selected hooch. So, stop tragedy! SOS!

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Merkel on Trump: He Is a Challenge for the World

(Greek Reporter)

Merkel said that Trump “is a challenge for the world, particularly for multilateralism”
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Ultra-right madmen like Hitler & Tsar Trump martially cause collapse of the frail world

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Rare first edition of Machiavelli’s famous leadership treatise, ‘The Prince,’ goes up for auction

(CNN)

Rare first edition of Machiavelli’s famous leadership treatise, ‘The Prince,’ goes up for auction
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i.e. a portent of heretical things to come, I fear, as hideous liar, offensive radical Trump rises up

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Italian village offers $1 homes to Americans upset by the US election result

(CNN)

“It’s time to start building your European escape in the stunning paradise of Sardinia”
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Haters opposing Trump can reside better in Italy - adieu idiot, orange tan - is SNAFU in US

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What is methanol and how does it affect the body?

(BBC)

“You can die from a very small proportion of methanol”
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Saloon pop converted to formalin may harm your life

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iPhone eaten by a tiger shark films everything

(Stuff.co.nz)

Watch: iPhone eaten by a tiger shark films everything
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Movie begins - cranky lean gray thief with sharp teeth

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Trump picks a different Florida loyalist for attorney general: Pam Bondi

(Politico)

A staunch loyalist Republican, Pam Bondi from Florida, is the new US Attorney General
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An aberration rebutting unhappy childless cat woman insult, defies amoral foolery

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Matt Gaetz withdraws as Attorney General Pick

(The New York Times)

Matt Gaetz withdraws as Attorney General Pick
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Gangway! The teen matter: lizard prick was toast

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International Criminal Court issues arrest warrant for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu

(CNN)

The International Criminal Court issues arrest warrant for the Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu ~ for nasty inhumane war crimes & irrational terrorism in Palestine - a truce isn’t a truth, therein’s a lie

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Matt Gaetz withdraws as Trump's nominee for attorney general

(BBC)

“He was doing very well, but at the same time, did not want to be a distraction for the Administration, for which he has much respect,” POTUS Trump added
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Standards to be Attorney General:
Had lewd intercourse with minors
Avid narcotic/pot abuse
Cheats the wife
Out of his depth
Hmm, dump that dimwit!

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Woman accidentally discovers 280 million-year-old lost world while hiking in Italian Alps

(LiveScience)

Woman discovers 280 million-year-old lost world while she was hiking in the Italian Alps
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Hillwalker (Ms.) who saw wavy line in stone, hiding lotsa prehistoric i.e. old, old animals

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Trump picks Linda McMahon, former wrestling executive, to head Department of Education

(CBS News)

Trump picks Linda McMahon, former wrestling executive, to head Department of Education
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Rich dogmatic madam raised up to ‘expert’ level of incompetence. Fans utter “how unkind, Mr T”

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Trump says he is nominating TV doctor Mehmet Oz to lead Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services

(ABC News)

Trump says he is nominating TV doctor Mehmet Oz to lead Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services
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Ostracize eminent doc & TV star - gee, he demanded to spread Covid misinformation, myths & miracle cures

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What is hybrid warfare?

(The Guardian)

What is hybrid warfare?
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Hit by rash war, far & wide

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Arthur Frommer, Creator of Renowned Travel Guides, Dies

(Bloomberg)

Arthur Frommer, Creator of Renowned Travel Guides, Dies
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The treasured informer - germane advice for world tours

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Baby saber-toothed cat mummy found

(CNN)

Baby saber-toothed cat mummy found
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My, my. Boo! And cute tomb-beast had fur!

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Will Melania be living in the White House for Trump’s second term? Probably not

(The Guardian)

Will Melania be living in the White House for Trump’s second term? Probably not
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FLOTUS will escape, might be in NY to write memoir & help Barron, not vile husband
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Hmm, when will FLOTUS “Be Best” to nag POTUS, divorce, pine, then marry billionaire?

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Why is Tulsi Gabbard, Trump’s new intel tsar, so controversial?

(Al Jazeera)

“Not only is [Gabbard] ill-prepared and unqualified, but she traffics in conspiracy theories and cozies up to dictators like Bashar-al Assad and Vladimir Putin,” Democratic Representative and a former CIA officer Abigail Spanberger wrote
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Very absurd appointment, derided gaffe, abysmal fiasco. She’s a puppet in Donald Trump’s brand, had inadequate political savoir faire before critical US intelligence director’s ordination. Backs Israel’s abhorrent Gaza war & critic of Iran

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Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul result: Former champ barely lands a punch as YouTuber claims victory

(The New Zealand Herald)

Former champ barely lands a punch as YouTuber claims victory
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Oh no, Tyson rumbled by Paul - a very farcical mismatch, crap ruse

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Biden and Xi meet, Delivering Messages for Trump

(The New York Times)

Biden and Xi meet, Delivering Messages for Trump
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Intended missives urged: "Examine graft problem."

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RFK Jr's to-do list to make America 'healthy' has health experts

(RNZ)

The pseudoscientist thinks of himself as a “nonpartisan public health soldier”
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Heh, RFK is heretical fabulist. Shun idiot, stop damn hippie nonsense at all costs!

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Did Nero Really Fiddle While Rome Burned?

(History)

According to a well-known expression, Rome’s emperor at the time, the decadent and unpopular Nero, “fiddled while Rome burned”
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Trump and apprentice RFK will do the same in US ‘n our world won’t mend. Good riddance to “Napoleon the redeemer”. He is execrable

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Donald Trump full speech at America First Policy Institute Gala

(WFAA)

America First Policy Institute
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Trump’s artifice, yo titanic lies

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What to know about vaccine sceptic Robert F Kennedy Jr, Donald Trump's pick for US health secretary

(ABC News)

What to know about Robert F Kennedy Junior, Donald Trump's pick for US health secretary
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Oh, flunky’s an abhorrent wack job twerp like that moronic fraudster Don, you sputtered

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'Nuts on a lot of fronts': NY Post

(Politico)

'Nuts on a lot of fronts': NY Post
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Top front: fool's stunt annoys

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Sylvester Stallone calls Trump '2nd George Washington' at Mar-a-Lago gala

(Wion)

“No one could have done what this man has done,” Stallone said. “He’s the second George Washington”
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Hang on, he’s not honest - his agenda: crime, violence and hostages, so he won and would do the steal?

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Ship of Fools

(Wikipedia)

The eminently fitting term “Ship of Fools” that is still relevant today: - First attributed to the Greek philosopher Plato who wrote De Republica approx. 375 BC - Basel lawyer Sebastian Brant’s satirical book Das Narrenschiff 1494 later adapted by chaplain, later a Benedictine monk, Alexander Barclay 1509 - Talented Early Netherlandish artist Hieronymus Bosch’s moralistic allegorical religious painting - Stanley Kramer’s film - Jurgen Weber’s novel fountain - Robert Plant’s song - Tucker Carlson’s book - Jenkins and Goddard’s Magazine of Christian unrest - the world’s first dedicated online church - Aka “Unto Leviathan” - a horror sci-fi novel - A tiresome seafaring roguelite co-op game - developer Fika Productions

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Captain Ahab Orange Monster - POTUS ‘n his worrying ill-assorted group of inappropriate apprentices to be exact - This deviant sex bad boy ‘n retard Matt Gaetz is Attorney General - Little nerd Marco Rubio’s Secretary of State - Callow warlord Pete Hegseth is Defense Secretary - Flipflopper Tulsi Gabbard, hint is a diva, is Director of National Intelligence - Dog ‘n goat killer Kristi Noem - Homeland Security - Dull John Ratcliffe - CIA Director - Arrogant border blocker and anti non-US nationals Tom Homan - Sly billionaire backer Muskrat - DOGE official - Wacko RFK Jr - Health and Human Services - Slothful shlepps Stefanik & Huckabee - Ambassadors to the UN ‘n Israel - Where the hell is dirty villain Steve Bannon?

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Neurologist reveals the exact age you should stop drinking beer

(LADbible)

Neurologist reveals the exact age that you should stop drinking beer
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Restak's hint: No, end usual purge o' cold lager above sixty-three to -eight

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Elon Musk, Vivek Ramaswamy to lead Department of Government Efficiency: Trump

(NBC News)

Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to lead the Department of Government Efficiency
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Defy venal madman’s diktat trick to save money ‘n give them more affluence ‘n power

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Trump names Ratcliffe to lead the CIA

(NBC News)

Trump names Ratcliffe to lead the CIA
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Dam* oaf replace smart intel chief? Tut.

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Alien of extraordinary ability

(Wikipedia)

Alien of extraordinary ability is an alien classification by the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services
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Fascinatingly, icy Melania T is a contentious example of the ‘Einstein visa’. Rabid Hitler border czar said, “It is asininity.”

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Wicked movie merchandise directs fans to porn website

(The New Zealand Herald)

Wicked movie merchandise directs fans to porn website
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Been massive mistake - find creeps who did it, correct now!

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Dozens killed as Israel strikes north Gaza, medics say

(Riverine Herald)

Dozens are killed as the Israeli army/IDF strikes north of Gaza, medics say
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Sick fiendish serial killers raze Gaza to destroy rest of Hamas, many died

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Hardest job in Washington? A look at Trumps past chiefs of staff

(1 News)

Hardest job in Washington? A look at Trumps past chiefs of staff: Reince Priebus John Kelly Mick Mulvaney Mark Meadows and, currently, Susie Wiles

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Foolish lawyer’s sophisms Unliked military methods Just “Acting CoS” He’s Tea Party Republican jerk b. in Verdun, France Unwoke woman - fate’s “Ms Flak”

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Joe Biden And Donald Trump Will Meet In The Oval Office On Wednesday

(Huffington Post)

Joe Biden And Donald Trump Will Meet In The Oval Office On Wednesday
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An old dejected duffer, bloody vile man with Napoleon dementia wins

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Donald Trump declares election victory as he hails ‘golden age’ for America

(The Independent)

Donald Trump declares in his election victory speech what he hails as a 'truly golden age' for America
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Orange-tanned guy won, he is a self-declared dictator. Y'all, I hate such macho perverts/liars. Police him!

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Escaped research monkeys having a ball

(ArsTechnica)

Escaped research monkeys having a ball
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Cheeky animal slaves are bands, go perch

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Russian President Vladimir Putin has congratulated Donald Trump on victory in the US presidential election. Calling him "courageous" Putin said he was impressed by Trump's reaction to the first assassination attempt against him in Butler, Pennsylvania

(BBC)

Russian President Vladimir Putin has congratulated Donald Trump on victory in the US presidential election. Calling him "courageous" Putin said he was impressed by Trump's reaction to the first assassination attempt against him in Butler, Pennsylvania
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Bald cruel RUS strong male sycophant applauds hirsute totalitarian orange tan US president-elect's win. Trump got shot in ear by putative assassin, stood up in pain, and uttered "Fight!" in an instinctively iconic manner "I'm impressed, I am," shouts Vladimir, "Heil!"

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Gaza’s top Islamic scholar issues fatwa criticising 7 October attack

(BBC)

Doctor Dayah argues that the significant civilian casualties in Gaza, together with the widespread destruction of civilian infrastructure and humanitarian disaster that have followed the 7 October attack, means that it was in direct contradiction to the teachings of Islam
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Let’s intend harsh fatwa on that bad sadistic Netanyahu, aka zealot, & that uttermost vicious IDF - truth: that high hard-ass courts have to catch, confront & castigate who carried out Palestine war crimes, infanticide, femicide, geriatricide & genocide, it’s violating international law

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Seven things Trump says he will do as president

(BBC)

Seven things Trump says he will do as president 1. Deport undocumented migrants 2. Moves on economy, tax and tariffs 3. Cut climate regulations 4. End Ukraine war 5. No abortion ban 6. Pardon some Jan 6 rioters 7. Sack Special Counsel Jack Smith

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A Dictator/Fuhrer vows 1. Send Mexican mojado back home 2. Protect car industry and jobs 3. Plunder Alaskan oil 4. Kiss Putin’s anus, save money on armaments & guns 5. Get women onside 6. Free political prisoners 7. Halt/negate court indictments

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